The Venture Bros., Season 2

Dolphin:
You see, Brock Samson, we're all one. We all share the same need for shelter, warmth, fulfillment. The secret of happiness lies not in conquest, but in empathy.

[The dolphin is speared in the back and ripped out from under Brock, then drawn up into the belly button of what appears to be a very large and very naked woman, though her face is obscured]

Brock:
Wooooaaah. Better dolphin!

[The 'Woman' Leans forward, revealing 'Her' true face]

Col. Hunter Gathers:
Samson!!

Brock:
Hunter?!

Hunter:
What is all this namby-pamby feel bad about good wet work bullshit?! You're beyond good and evil, Superman! You work for the government.

Brock:
What about uhhh, humanity and empathy and all that garbage?

Hunter:
Who cares? You're going to special ops heaven.

Brock:
Really?

Hunter:
Really! And it's god damned great! [He flies upwards, clutching Brock to him] The G-Man Valhalla! There's trim and guns everywhere. And we eat steak flavored clouds and poop secrets!

Brock:
[Hugging one of Hunter's gigantic Breasts] But you're not even dead. You're a woman!

Hunter:
And you're a tool, boy, a tool! Built for a single purpose by the United States of shut your third god damned eye for a good f***ing reason! You can't teach a hammer to love nails, son. That dog don't hunt!

[Brock awakens]

Brock:
DON'T! HUNT!