Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Season 1

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 is an American television sitcom, which originally aired on ABC from April 11, 2012 to January 15, 2013. The series centers on the unlikely friendship between Chloe, an amoral New York City party girl and con artist, and June Colburn, a sweet, innocent girl from Indiana.

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June:
Is that a picture of Dawson?

Chloe:
Ah, yeah. James Van Der Beek. The Beek from the Creek. Le Beek c'est chic.

[Both laugh]

Chloe:
Yeah, we dated for a while and then decided we are better off as friends. We weren't really compatible genitally. Imagine trying to fit a cucumber into a coin purse. [laughs]

June:
Ooh.

Chloe:
Anyway, so yeah, now he's like my gay BFF, but straight. Have you ever had a straight gay BFF?

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