Strangers with Candy, Season 3

Strangers with Candy (1999-2000) was an American sitcom that aired thirty episodes (in three seasons of ten episodes each) on Comedy Central. The show was a parody of the afterschool special phenomena of the 1970s and 1980s. The series' main character, Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris), was a runaway returning to high school as a freshman at the age of 46.
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Dr. Zorders:
Jerri, I have some bad news. You have syphilis.

Jerri:
No!

Dr. Zorders:
Not only that, it appears your syphilis is infested with crabs that are carrying gonorrhea. Don't you use condoms?

Jerri:
Look, doc, I go all natural. That's why my prices are so high.

Dr. Zorders:
That's pretty irresponsible. But, thanks to Penicillin, there's no need to act responsible. Penicillin is nature's condom!

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