Two and a Half Men, Season 9

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in.
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Alan:
I'd like to take a moment to talk about my brother and his incredible love for life.

Lydia:
He also loved being spanked.

Michelle:
…while wearing my panties.

Miss Pasternak:
He used my panties to make tea.

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