Metalocalypse, Season 4

Pickles:
Guys I'm really worried about Nathan. Dating a fan is kind of a no-no.

Toki:
What abouts a quicks humps with a groupies. What ams wrongs with thats?

Skwisgaar:
Well, Tokis, you cans humps all the groupies you wants but, you know...

Pickles:
But don't make a fan your girlfriend!

Murderface:
Why not?!

Pickles:
Because fans are crazy obsessed weirdos, you can't have a real relationship with them! Mark my words! He'll see! It always ends badly! [Nathan enters] What a sad dildoooo...[notices Nathan] Hi.

Nathan:
...Hi.