[playing Pictionary with his wife and their friends]
Bill Engvall:
My word is bicycle. So I go "Okay, bicycle, bicycle..." So I draw two circles, and my wife's like "It's eyeballs! Eyeballs! Those are eyeballs! Those are eyeballs!" And I'm like, "No, shut up, it's not eyeballs!" So I'm like "Okay, okay..." So I start drawing the spokes, and she goes "They're bloodshot eyeballs! They're bloodshot eyeballs! That's what it is! It's bloodshot eyeballs!" So, I go "Shut up!"
[laughter]
Bill Engvall:
So I draw the frame, and she goes "It's a monkey wearing glasses! It's a monkey wearing glasses!" And I go ding! No! And she goes "What was that?" And I go "It's a bicycle." And she goes "That's not a bicycle, Rembrandt!" And I go "Well, it ain't a monkey wearing glasses, Helen Keller!"
[laughter]
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