Bill Engvall: Aged & Confused

     

Bill Engvall: Aged & Confused2009



Bill Engvall:
We could walk into a Chinese restaurant right here in Chicago. And the waiter could have been born here, raised here, went to college here, he has never left the city limits. I'm the idiot that walks into that restaurant and goes

[in exaggerated Chinese]

Bill Engvall:
"Uh, yes... I'll have fried rice... uh, egg roll..."

[back to normal]

Bill Engvall:
And you can see him go "I am so going to spit in your food, I swear to God."

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