Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[Jett gives one of his kid's souls to sign for the devil on backstage]

Jett Copperhead:
Alright, sign here, Dakota.

North Dakota:
Right here?

Jett Copperhead:
Alright. I just want you to initial there. Yeah.

South Dakota:
I want to sign.

Jett Copperhead:
No. Not you, South Dakota. You're good, you understand me? You're not signing anything, baby. You're my precious, little boy.

Jett Copperhead:
[to North Dakota] Did you sign that?

North Dakota:
Yeah.

Jett Copperhead:
Okay. [to South Dakota] My precious, precious boy --

Jett's Wife:
Honey? Why does this talk about our immortal soul?

Jett Copperhead:
Baby, don't read that. It's just life insurance. You know how them pinheaded lawyers are. "In the known universe," "In perpetuity," blah, blah, blah.

Jett's Wife:
It just says that the cleaning lady has to sign, so I just didn't --

Jett Copperhead:
Hey, what can I say? She's like family to me.

Jett's Wife:
Right? She is.

Jett Copperhead:
I want to have an umbrella of safety for everyone.