Nick Miller: Jess has absolutely lost her mind.Jess: I have not lost my mind! I'm just scared.Nick Miller: Would you trust me? You're gonna be fine. You're gonna meet somebody and fall in love and then before you know it you're gonna [makes popping sounds]Jess: With who, Nick? Who's gonna lay a flag down on this sweet, sweet continent?Schmidt: I'll man up. But I must warn you, Jess - I don't have sperms. I have tadpoles. Of the gods. And I'm gonna give 'em to you. You can have 'em all for all I care. That's how much I love you. I feel your pain in this situation. I want you to have babies. Take my sperms.Winston Bishop: No. It should be me, Jess.Jess: [baffled] What?Winston Bishop: With your big, beautiful blue eyes and my Blair Underwood-like skin, we'd have the most beautiful baby the world has ever seen.Schmidt: He's not wrong. It could get into any school it wants.Jess: To be clear, I haven't asked any of you to impregnate me. I think it's important that's been said.Nick Miller: Good. 'Cause it's definitely not me.Jess: Cause it's definitely not you.Nick Miller: I would love that little baby with all my heart. Even if I did show it by picking him up from school in my underwear and hitting on the crossing guard.
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