| C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. »Bjarne Stroustrup |
| Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. »Ambrose Bierce |
| Caesar's wife must be above suspicion. »Gaius Julius Caesar |
| Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. »Ambrose Bierce |
| Calamity is the test of integrity. »Samuel Richardson |
| California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange. »Fred Allen |
| Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. »Jane Howard |
| Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune all these are names of the one and selfsame God. »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder. »Nikita Khrushchev |
| Call no man foe, but never love a stranger. »Stella Benson |
| Call on God, but row away from the rocks. »Indian Proverb |
| Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color. »Don Hirschberg |
| Callous, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another. »Ambrose Gwinett Bierce |
| Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned So he that goeth in to his neighbor's wife whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent. »Proverbs 627-9 Bible Hebrew |
| Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| Can I ever know you Or you know me »Sara Teasdale |
| Can't I live while I'm young »Phish |
| Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home in all parts of the country, and when they feel that all Canada belongs to them. »Pierre Elliott Trudeau |
| Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. »Roald Dahl |
| Cannibals prefer those who have no spines. »Stanislaw Lem |
| Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted. »Anonymous |
| Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion »Job 3831 Bible |
| Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone. »John Maynard Keynes |
| Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug-of-war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope. »Pete Holiday |
| Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators »Airplane |
| Care and diligence bring luck. »Thomas Fuller |
| Careers, like rockets, don't always take off on schedule. The key is to keep working the engines. »Gary Sinise |
| Careful. We don't want to learn from this. »Bill Watterson |
| Cargo's impotance is defined by it's vessel. »Terpsichore Lindeman |
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