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C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. »Bjarne Stroustrup
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ça c'est vraiment tof! »PIEYES
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Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. »Ambrose Bierce
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Caesar's wife must be above suspicion. »Gaius Julius Caesar
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Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. »Ambrose Bierce
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Calamity is the test of integrity. »Samuel Richardson
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Calendars are for careful people, not passionate ones. »Chuck, The World According to Chuck weblog, September 8, 2003
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California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange. »Fred Allen
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death. »William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
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California, the department store state. »Raymond Chandler
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California: The west coast of Iowa. »Joan Didion
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Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom. »Don DeLillo
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Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. »Jane Howard
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Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune all these are names of the one and selfsame God. »Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder. »Nikita Khrushchev
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Call no man foe, but never love a stranger. »Stella Benson
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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. »Indian Proverb
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Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color. »Don Hirschberg
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Callous, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another. »Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont. »Clarence Darrow
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Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned So he that goeth in to his neighbor's wife whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent. »Proverbs 627-9 Bible Hebrew
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Can any man or woman choose duties? No more that they can choose their birthplace, or their father or mother. »George Eliot
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Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Can anything be more absurd than that the nearer we are to our journey?s end, we should lay in the more provision for it? »Cicero
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Can I ever know you Or you know me »Sara Teasdale
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Can I ever know you Or you know me? »Sara Teasdale
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Can't I live while I'm young »Phish
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Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. »Richard Benner
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Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. »Pierre Trudeau
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