How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

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Ted:
Barney.

Barney:
Yeah, what's up?

Ted:
You have a time sheet? No one else does.

Barney:
Yeah, so? [Ted steals paper] Hey! That's my private personal business!

Ted:
"Court Mandated Community Service"??

Robin:
Oh my god, you're on probation? What did you do?

Barney:
That's my private personal business!

[flashback to Barney running away after peeing on a wall.]

Barney:
I was unfairly punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church!

Ted:
You peed on a church?

Barney:
I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk!

Ted:
You are evil!

Robin:
All is right with the world again.

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