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I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't imagine how I did it. When I got away from it I couldn't even refer to the place by name. Out there, I called it.
I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania.
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania.
The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.
There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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