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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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