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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go into the other room and read a book.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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