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I love you, Seth Meyers, you guys saved me from drugs and Olivia Munn and this baby have helped save me from Seth Meyers. I do n’t have a joke for that. I ’m really grateful to you, buddy.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
It was the party that only exists in works of fiction, you never would have that many people together again.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
Do you know who that man is and are those someone else's glasses he's wearing?
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
I'm not trying to create a straight up news show. I want you to watch' The Daily Show' because it's going to tell you what's happening in the world and also because it's going to help you laugh, because if you're not laughing at what's going on right now, you will go crazy.
Found on CNN 5 years ago
Oh my god, it’s real, it has to be. Why would you ask the FBI director to investigate a pee tape if you knew for a fact that pee tape definitely did n’t exist ?
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
I really wanted a brother for Axel Strahl because I was so lucky to have one.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
Harvey Weinstein isn’t here tonight because, well, I’ve heard rumors he’s crazy and difficult to work with, don’t worry because he’ll be back in 20 years when he becomes the first person ever booed during the In Memoriam.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
She’s wearing Army gear because it’s a USO tour, but honestly, who could blame women if they started wearingmilitarygear whenever they’re around men ? ‘ Where are you going in a helmet and a flak jacket ? ’ ‘ The subway. ’.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
That is horrifying, she’s wearing Army gear because it’s a USO tour, but honestly, who could blame women if they started wearingmilitarygear whenever they’re around men ? ‘ Where are you going in a helmet and a flak jacket ? ’ ‘ The subway. ’.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
It was so weird to have that moment of, 'Wow, it went bad in six hours,'.
Found on CNN 7 years ago
I just have volumes of praise for all these people who started working on our show without this expectation that the show would turn into this thing.
Found on CNN 7 years ago
I think it's good that there are people approaching it different ways, for the shows that are less political, I don't think they just sit there all day with their feet up waiting for taping time to roll around. I think they're working just as hard as we are.
Found on CNN 7 years ago
I have great doubts he will ever come on our show, paul Ryan will go on any show if he can talk about health care and tax cuts, but I think he knows that if he came on our show, we want to ask about the behavior of the president, and I don't think he has any thirst to answer those questions.
Found on CNN 7 years ago
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