Seth Adam Meyers is an American actor, voice actor, screenwriter, producer, television host and comedian.
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Quotes from the news wire:
I'm not trying to create a straight up news show. I want you to watch' The Daily Show' because it's going to tell you what's happening in the world and also because it's going to help you laugh, because if you're not laughing at what's going on right now, you will go crazy.
– Seth Meyers
Today was national color day.
Oh my god, it’s real, it has to be. Why would you ask the FBI director to investigate a pee tape if you knew for a fact that pee tape definitely did n’t exist ?
I really wanted a brother for Axel Strahl because I was so lucky to have one.
Harvey Weinstein isn’t here tonight because, well, I’ve heard rumors he’s crazy and difficult to work with, don’t worry because he’ll be back in 20 years when he becomes the first person ever booed during the In Memoriam.
We definitely believe that you don’t care.
You’re by far our most checked-out president.
That is horrifying, she’s wearing Army gear because it’s a USO tour, but honestly, who could blame women if they started wearingmilitarygear whenever they’re around men ? ‘ Where are you going in a helmet and a flak jacket ? ’ ‘ The subway. ’.
She’s wearing Army gear because it’s a USO tour, but honestly, who could blame women if they started wearingmilitarygear whenever they’re around men ? ‘ Where are you going in a helmet and a flak jacket ? ’ ‘ The subway. ’.
I have great doubts he will ever come on our show, paul Ryan will go on any show if he can talk about health care and tax cuts, but I think he knows that if he came on our show, we want to ask about the behavior of the president, and I don't think he has any thirst to answer those questions.
I think it's good that there are people approaching it different ways, for the shows that are less political, I don't think they just sit there all day with their feet up waiting for taping time to roll around. I think they're working just as hard as we are.
I just have volumes of praise for all these people who started working on our show without this expectation that the show would turn into this thing.
It was so weird to have that moment of, 'Wow, it went bad in six hours,'.
I think in the end that girl's problem isn't anything more than her mother doesn't know what three-year-olds like to do on a Saturday. ' Let's go watch a senator talk.' I hope she got ice cream on the way there and the way home.
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