1-800-Ghostbegone

No-face:
We only played for a few hours. I mean, it's Hasbro!

Charley Barklay:
This is what we do. That's why we are...

Trevor Tully:
1-800GHOSTBEGONE?

Charley Barklay:
Okay a little more enthusiasm next time...

Trevor Tully:
Do you want me to do it again?

Charley Barklay:
1-800-GHOST-BE-GONE! Woohoo!

Trevor Tully:
I don't have that enthusiasm.

Charley Barklay:
Just give me a .5 of what I just did... 5% of what I just did. That's all I ask.

Trevor Tully:
1-800GHOSTBEGONE!

Charley Barklay:
Don't read your hand!

Trevor Tully:
Is your closet full of monsters? Are you scared to get up in the middle of the night. Do you think your house is haunted? We rid your house of any paranormal activity whether you caused it or not. No matter how horrific or terrifying.

Kylie:
You're hacks. We called hacks.

Charley Barklay:
If you break the circle the spirit can enter your body! You're out of the circle, therefore the spirit can enter your body!

Elizabeth Harvey:
I think we should sacrifice him.

Charley Barklay:
Let's kill Trevor.

The Husband:
Like Scooby?

Elizabeth Harvey:
No, we're not cartoons. But we've seen our share of f***ed up findings.

Charley Barklay:
Like really f***ed up. Just really f***ed up findings.

Charley Barklay:
We are team of some of the best paranormal minds out there. And together, we promise to help you debunk the funk and scare away any bumps in the night.

Elizabeth Harvey:
Call us if you hear something go bump in the night. Call us if you have spooky abnormal things happening! Ghost be gone...

Elizabeth Harvey:
It literally looks like we killed somebody!

Charley Barklay:
You splashed me!

Thalia Elms:
Clean that bathtub ladies!

Elizabeth Harvey:
Oh God! We should be wearing gloves!

Trevor Tully:
We'll piss your pants!