14 Carrot Rabbit

[Yosemite Sam takes the gold he had stolen from Louie to the Next To Last Chance Saloon to cash in]

Yosemite Sam:
[placing the gold on the counter] Here, Pierre, weigh this up.

Pierre:
[placing the gold on the scale] Yes, sir.

Yosemite Sam:
And keep your thumb off o' them scales... [he levels his guns at Pierre]... or I'll *blow* it off!

Pierre:
She's pretty small. Ten dollars.

Yosemite Sam:
[shocked] *Ten dollars*? Why, it's gettin' so a man can't earn a dishonest livin' no more!

Bugs Bunny:
[as Sam digs for gold] Maybe I should help. After all, we're partners.

Yosemite Sam:
[stops digging] *Partners*? Our partnership has dissolved. This is all mine! Now beat it!

[Throws rocks at Bugs]

Bugs Bunny:
Well, of all the double-crossing... [Sees that Sam is close to making a hole through the cliff]

Bugs Bunny:
Gee, I couldn't do that to the little guy. Hey, Sam!

Yosemite Sam:
*SHUT UP*! [Continues digging, until he makes a hole and falls into the abyss below. All the while, Bugs just munches on a carrot]

Yosemite Sam:
[to Louie the prospector] Okay, Louie, drop the pan!

[he levels his guns at him]

Louie:
Chillicothe Sam!

Yosemite Sam:
Yeah, Chillicothe Sam, the roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest claim-jumper that ever jumped a claim, and I'm-a takin' over *your* claim! So get-a goin' a-fore I puncture your hide!

[he fires his guns at Louie repeatedly, and Louie jumps up and runs away]

Yosemite Sam:
[laughing] He jumped around like a toady frog.

[he grabs the gold, disgusted; there's not that much gold there]

Yosemite Sam:
Hmm, pickin's is mighty slim around here. Hardly no reward for a day's work.