Jungle 2 Jungle

Andrew Kempster:
What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?

Jan Kempster:
Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.

Andrew Kempster:
So do I.

Karen Kempster:
I think Mimi Siku is a nice name.

Andrew Kempster:
You would.

Dr. Patricia Cromwell:
His name's Mimi-Siku. Roughly translated, it means "cat piss".

Michael Cromwell:
Do you mean to tell me that you are walking around New York City with A MILLION DOLLARS IN A SUITCASE?

Richard Kempster:
That's it, Andrew, bite him! Use those crooked teeth!

[while canoeing on the river]

Mimi:
[pointing to toucan in flight] Hoko!

Michael:
Hoko; bird. Bird who can't sing: Hoko Ono.

Michael:
That's my son?

Patricia:
[nods her head] His name's Mimi-Siku.

Michael:
His name is what?

Patricia:
Mimi-Siku.

Michael:
Mimi Siku?

Patricia:
Roughly translated, it means "cat piss".

Michael:
He picked the name "cat piss"?

Patricia:
He was six years old at the time. It's a territorial thing.

Michael:
You sure he's mine?

Patricia:
Positive. He's got your nose, and he thinks he's never wrong.

Mimi:
[initiates Karen into his tribe] You Pinari now. Choose a name.

Karen:
Choose for me.

Mimi:
[thinks for a moment] Ukumay.

Karen:
What?

Mimi:
U-Ku-May.

Karen:
What does it mean?

Mimi:
It means "Sound of rain on river water."

Karen:
"Ukumay." It's pretty. [kisses Mimi, and they kiss passionately]

Richard:
[walking upstairs] Ring twice, knock once, ring three times. Okay.

Michael:
[sees video camera next to big wooden door] Oh, boy.

Richard:
So it is...

Michael:
What, what?

Richard:
Ring twice.

Michael:
Ring twice. [Michael rings doorbell] Got it, got it.

Richard:
Knock once. [knocks] And then you ring three times.

Michael:
You sure it's three?

Richard:
Yes, it's definitely three times. [Michael rings doorbell]

Michael:
Okay. [clears throat; nothing happens]

Richard:
Okay, so that's wrong. So we do, ring three times... [rings three times]

Michael:
I'm not sure--

Richard:
Knock once, and ring twice.

Michael:
No, it--

Richard:
Yeah.

Michael:
[sighs] We're gonna get shot.

Richard:
Uh-uh, it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be good. [nothing happens]

Michael:
That-that really worked great. I-I remember it differently now. I got what it is.

Richard:
All right, Mr. Wizard, take over.

Michael:
Ring twice.

Richard:
Take over.

Michael:
You knock once.

Richard:
And ring--

Michael:
[stops Richard] No-no-no, you do not, whatever you do, ring four times. [Holds up hand and indicates fingers to remind Richard of the man losing his fingers]

Jovanovic:
[from inside] Open damn door! Chort Vozmi!