Popeye the Sailor

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Olive:
I just love to watch a ping pong game.

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Olive:
Is there something special you'd like, Popeye?

Popeye:
Yeah, a new writer to writes me spinach back in the script.

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Popeye:
[singing] Barbecue, doh-de-diddly-do, for me and me sweetie!

Olive Oyl:
Popeye! You are no gentleman! And if there's nothin' I like the least, no gentleman is the most.

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Olive Oyl:
I just love barbecues for two.

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Olive Oyl:
Enter my pad. Give me the hug, Big Brain.

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Olive Oyl:
Oh, Popeye, you are the most, the absolute highest, the farthest out, the utmost, the kookiest. And besides that, you're hip. Crazy and cool, real cool!

Popeye:
Like, I am what I am.

Olive Oyl:
Popeye, you're uncouth.

Popeye:
Oh, yeah? I'm as couth as the average rowdy.

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Swee'pea:
I wish, I wish, I wish I had a wish.

Popeye:
Drops that cow! You oughts to be kind to dumb aminals.

Wimpy:
I would make very kind hamburgers, sir.

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Wimpy:
The kind sailor gave me this spinach to make spinach burgers. Moo!

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Professor:
Now, this is Luna #1. It will be the first rocket to land a man on the moon where we intend to find out if there are any inhabitants.

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Popeye:
[singing] Cheese is strong to the finitch / When mixed with some spinach, / Says Popeye the Sailor Man!

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Popeye:
Oh, yeah? You women are as stubborn as a mule.

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Olive Oyl:
How dare you call me a mule, you mule you! You men are all alike!

[Popeye and Olive continue to shout over each other as the picture fades to black]

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Olive Oyl:
Dust, dust, dust! Oh! A woman's work is never done. Oh, well, scientists, they don't seem to mind a little dust - as long as it's cosmic. Oh, I'd like to get away from it all... Help, help, help!

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Popeye:
Garsh. This invisibiliky has ruined my visibiliky.

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Brutus:
Olive, I'm going to get you the biggest tiger skin in the world.

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Olive Oyl:
[to the tiger] Scat, I said. Go home.

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Popeye:
Swee'pea, I'm about to tells ya a real, true fairy story.

Wimpy:
Sir, have you seen any hamburgers go by?

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Swee'pea:
I'm hungry! I want a hamburger.

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Olive Oyl:
Ah, springtime! Beautiful springtime!

Popeye:
Oh, my garshk! He'll be killed to death!

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Popeye:
[singing] When I aims me arrows, / It makes lovebirds of sparrows. / I'm Cupid the lovin' man!

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Olive Oyl:
[as Cleopatra] Oh, Antony! Oh, Antony! You are so good to me!

Popeye:
[putting his head in a lion's mouth] I feels like a Peeping Tom.

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Olive Oyl:
Camera!

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Popeye:
[singing] I'm Popeye the sailor man. / I'm Popeye the sailor man. / I'm off on a trip / On me sturdy old ship. / I'm Popeye the sailor man.

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Poopdeck Pappy:
[singing] Now I am happy, / I found I'm the pappy...

Popeye:
[singing] Of Popeye the sailor man!

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Popeye:
[narrating] I was sailing aboard the riverboat by name of the Bella Queen, down the Misskissippi from Cairo to the port of New Orleans.

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Popeye:
That's what I getsk for interfering with the mail delivery.

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Olive Oyl:
Oh, it's such a beautiful day for a drive in the country.

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Popeye:
[singing] When it comes to gyppers, / I clobber them clippers; / I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!

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Olive Oyl:
Popeye! We've got to get out of this storm!

Popeye:
As one monsker to another, let's settle this fair and square.

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Popeye:
That's my Olive!

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Olive Oyl:
[watching Brutus the strongman perform] Oh, Popeye, what a gorgeous hunk of man. What lovely muscles!

Popeye:
Muskels schmuskels.

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Olive Oyl:
Oh, Popeye, you're a real gentleman.

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Olive Oyl:
Down by the sea side, smell the salty air! Whee! Oh, I love the salty water.

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Popeye:
And that's why the sea is salty.

Swee'Pea:
The ocean is salty from mineral and animal deposits of sodium chloride in solution.

Olive Oyl:
Anybody knows that, Popeye.

Popeye:
Yeah, anybody 'cept a salty sailor.

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Popeye:
[narrating] Oncek upon a time, there lived a beautiful princekess named Olive Drab.

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Popeye:
[narrating] And so, Princekess Olive Drab and Princek Popeye lived happkily ever after.

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Popeye:
Hiya, Olive. How's about goin' for a little stroll in the park?

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Admiral Peary:
Well, scrub my deck, man, like if that ain't the most!

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Olive Oyl:
Oh! Drip, drip, drip! That dripping faucet is driving me dippy.

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Olive Oyl:
[to Popeye] You drip! You forgot to turn off the water.

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Olive Oyl:
Oh, woe is me! Oh, help! Saveth me! Saveth me!

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Popeye:
Me favorite dish: Popeye spinach kabobs.

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Wimpy:
I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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Popeye:
Big or small, Wimpy always keeps his appetike.

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Narrator:
Once upon a time, there was a poor girl named Olive. And one day, Olive, who could bake better pies than anyone, decided that she should go into business.

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Popeye:
[singing] I'm strong to the finitch / 'Cause I eats me spinach. / I'm Popeye the sailor man.

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Brutus:
That no-good sailor's got me girl.

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Popeye:
And I loves this little double-datin' on account of I'm Popeye the sailor man.

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Olive Oyl:
Ooh, I just love the French Alps. They're so thrilling!

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Popeye:
[singing] You'll be warm at the finish / Eatin' your spinach / Says Popeye the sailor man!

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Sea Hag:
Well, here we be ashore again, dear vulture, after a long sea voyage. And there's a house that looks ship-shape for our shore lodgins.

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Popeye:
It may sound amusin' / But women are confusin' / To Popeye the sailor man.

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Popeye:
Oysters on the half-shell are the specialty of the day at Rough House's diner, Olive.

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Popeye:
[laughing] Rough House can't be gypped by Wimpy!