Rosie Dixon - Night Nurse

Geoffrey Ramsbottom:
You know, eh, my grandmother died at Queen Adelaides. She said it was the happiest time of her life.

Penny Green:
Well, I used to be a travel courier, but, eh I had to give up.

Rosie Dixon:
Why?

Penny Green:
One night there were 15 ski instructors scratching at the door of my room.

Rosie Dixon:
Goodness!

Penny Green:
But I wouldn't let them out.

Dr. Robert Fishlock:
Do you believe in love at first sight?

Penny Green:
Well lets have a sight and I'll tell you.

Rosie Dixon:
I'm afraid I dropped the tomatoes.

Dr. Tom Richmond:
Oh, that's alright.

Rosie Dixon:
And the sugar bags burst.

Dr. Tom Richmond:
Yes I noticed how they felt.

Dr. Robert Fishlock:
What's that?

Dr.Seamus MacSweeney:
This, my friend, is a tiny little tablet of sodium bypenthathol. And we all know what that does, don't we?

Dr. Adam Quint:
What?

Dr.Seamus MacSweeney:
It loosens the libido, my friend. Liberates pent up passion. Releases a Niagra of lust.

Dr. Adam Quint:
Is it a sex stimulant as well?

Rosie Dixon:
Oh, not another one. What do you want? Aren't there any other girls in this hospital?

Dr.Seamus MacSweeney:
Aha, not with your combination of beauty and sensitivity. To be in your presence is to glow.

Rosie Dixon:
Well I'll make you a cup of coffee and then you can glow away.