She-Ra: Princess of Power

Adora:
For the Honor of Grayskull!

[Adora becomes She-Ra]

She-Ra:
I am She-Ra!

[opening segment of the series]

Adora:
I am Adora, He-Man's twin sister and defender of the Crystal Castle. This is Spirit, my beloved steed. Fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my sword and said "For the honor of Greyskull!". I am She-Ra!

[Adora transforms into She-Ra, and transforms Spirit into Swift Wind]

She-Ra:
Only a few others share this secret. Among them are Light Hope, Madame Razz, and Kowl. Together me and my friends of the Great Rebellion try to defend Etheria from the evil forces of Hordak.

Grizzlor:
It'll blow your socks off!

Hordak:
[singing] Up, up and away, in my wicked doom ballon!

Hordak:
I have no interest in this Blue Knight Imp.

Imp:
Not Blue... Red!

Hordak:
That's what I said.

Bow:
[a Horde Trooper is firing at Bow] You're a worse shot than Madame Razz.

Bow:
So, Hordak's gone. We've won!

She-Ra:
No, we haven't. Hordak's taken Flutterina.

Hordak:
Your spell worked well, Shadow Weaver.

Hordak:
Take the butterfly girl to Horror Hall. The Rebels will come to the Fright Zone to rescue her. [snorts] And Mantenna and I will trap them. [evil laughter]

Shadow Weaver:
[to Flutterina] You will make a fine addition to our butterfly collection, my dear.

Hordak:
[to Mantenna] Missed again, you fool! I've had it.

[snorts]

Hordak:
You can fly home on your parachute.

She-Ra:
Be sure to wash behind your ears, boys!

Shadow Weaver:
[cackles] Nothing can break my spell, muscle-brain!

She-Ra:
[weakly] Nothing except the power of good. It's always stronger than evil.

She-Ra:
[to Shadow Weaver] See how you like being in your own collection.

King:
I've had a most pleasant visit, She-Ra. Thank you, and most of all, thank you for showing our son the power of love.

Hordak:
And the smooth tongues of those Rebels will have everyone under their spell. [growls] If there was only a way I could silence them!

Shadow Weaver:
I have the very thing, Hordak. May I use Mantenna? [Mantenna looks shocked]

Hordak:
Take him. I have no use for him.

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] Come darkness, come trouble, put his voice into my bubble!

Shadow Weaver:
Imp. I need a box for all these voice bubbles.

Imp:
One bubble box, coming up!

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] Winds of darkness, hear and obey: blow this Rebel smoke away!

Hordak:
Bah! I should never rely on sorcery. That's what I hated about Skeletor! Science, machinery... [snorts]... these I can count on!

Shadow Weaver:
But do not underestimate my powers, Hordak. The magic's of Darkness are vast.

Hordak:
It was the Horde who gave you those powers. And they can be taken back quite easily. [snorts]

Orko:
[to Hordak] Y-you don't scare me... much.

Mind-Sweeper:
Hordak is a meanie!

Shadow Weaver:
[about Orko] He's destroyed the mind-sweeper. Whatever his power is, it's incredible! Horde-Prime would delight in such a subject for his experiments.

Madame Razz:
She-Ra! He-Man! Ah, you're the best sight these eyes of mine have ever seen.

He-Man:
Orko, this is my sister She-Ra. She-Ra, Orko.

Orko:
Gah-gah-gosh, you're, you're, you're gorgeous!

She-Ra:
Why thank you, Orko. A compliment like that deserves a hello kiss.

Madame Razz:
[about Orko] I like that little guy's spunk!

Glimmer:
What's happening?

Kowl:
Oohoo, I don't know... it's almost as if the Cave of Winds has opened.

Bow:
By my good right arm, that was easy as... [thunderclouds interrupt his train of thought]

Kowl:
[Bow is trapped under a log] Oohoohoo, I hope you remember I that did warn you against using those logs.

Bow:
By my grandfathers beard, I'll listen to you next time.

She-Ra:
Phew! Now I know what a kite feels like.

She-Ra:
Now that you've quit being such a blowhard, Shadow Weaver...

Shadow Weaver:
You may have won this time, She-Ra, but as Adora can tell you: nothing defeats the Horde. We will win, in the end!

She-Ra:
You're wrong, Shadow Weaver. In the end, goodness always will win over evil.

Kowl:
Oohoohoo, you know She-Ra, sometimes I think you're almost as wise as I.

She-Ra:
Sword, to harpoon!

Sea Hawk:
Wait, where's Adora?

She-Ra:
Come on, Hawk. The ship is about to explode. I'm sure Adora's safe.

Sea Hawk:
No, she must be somewhere on the ship, I've got to find her.

Sea Hawk:
Adora, where are you? The photon converter is starting to rupture! Adora!

Sea Hawk:
The Horde? Thundering typhoons, I'd better hide!

Sea Hawk:
You are a strange little mouse, my friend. Would there be any objection to me going aboard that ship?

Davy Jones:
I'm a mouse. Am I s'posed to stop ya?

Admiral Scurvy:
The sea may have taken the Seah Hawk, but I have Adora, leader of the rebellion, as my prisoner.

Admiral Scurvy:
[having just disposed of his Horde pilot] You take the helm, and make sure you're more careful than that last idiot was.

Swen:
There he goes: Admiral Scurvy. The meanest shark in the twelve Etherian seas.

Swen:
Well, boil me in bilge water. If it ain't the Falcon's old clipper!

The Falcon:
No more words, Sea Hawk, you have a legend of your own to create.

Sea Hawk:
Then, farewell, father.

The Falcon:
[they shake hands] Farewell, my son. May your fame and your goodness grow ever stronger. [Sea Hawk leaves] I love you.

Swen:
Well scrub my scuffers, an undersea entrance!

Sea Hawk:
For pride and freedom, men! Never surrender!

Sea Hawk:
Just thought I'd drop in to say goodbye. So, goodbye! [hits a Horde Trooper right in the helmet-covered kisser]

Admiral Scurvy:
That blasted flying female! She's destroyed all my canons.

Sea Hawk:
Consider yourself rescued, fair lady!

Skeletor:
[cackles wickedly] There is the answer to my evil needs!

Trap Jaw:
Wh-what is it, Skeletor?

Skeletor:
It's a giant spacecraft, tin-head, and it's filled with thousands of Bee-people. If I could capture this spacecraft and enslave all the bee-people, I would have an army large enough to take on Horde-Prime himself! And if I can conquer Horde-Prime, the universe shall be mine! [more laughter]

Skeletor:
Trap Jaw, Beast Man!

Beast Man:
[nervously] Huh, huh, yes, awesome Skeletor?

Skeletor:
Both of you shall accompany me on my invasion of this Hive-ship. Get the sleep gas devises, Beast Man. And Trap Jaw, make sure your sun ray is fully charged. We don't want to hurt anyone, but... we will have got a lot of Bee-people to convince. [chuckles wickedly]

Skeletor:
Sleep gas and stun rays only, my evil henchmen. No one must be hurt. After all, they're going to be joining my army soon! [cackles wickedly]

Netossa:
This is one Horde tax collector who won't be terrorizing the village for a while.

Cringer:
Gee, Adam, are you sure there are fish in the bottomless abbys?

Prince Adam:
Who knows, Cringer, there might be, if you go deep enough.

Cringer:
[Adam has just transformed into He-Man] Huh, aren't you gonna do me?

He-Man:
Not this time, Cringer. This is a job in space, so I'd better do it without Battle Cat.

Cringer:
[wipes his brow] Boy, what a shame!

Drone 7:
Our people are peaceful colonists, you bone-faced monster! We want no part of war or fighting.

Skeletor:
That's too bad, bug-brain, because you are all now part of Skeletor's army!

Drone 7:
You monster! We will never agree to serve you.

Skeletor:
I don't recall giving you a choice, Bee-man. You will be doing as I command, wether you like it... [fires a bolt of persuasion] or not!

He-Man:
There's only one way to stop 'em: my Super Sunday punch!

Sweet Bee:
Well, look what I found: [Trap Jaw growls in disgust] A can opener with a bad temper! [all laugh]

Adora:
[after coming through the portal] I guess we'd better head for Whispering Woods, Spirit.

Adam:
Can, eh, anybody give a prince a lift?

Adora:
Adam? How, what?

Adam:
Well, I thought I might give you a hand in getting the Rebelion off to a big start. Eh, I hope you don't mind?

Adora:
Mind? I... [Spirit wynnies] What is it, Spirit?

Adora:
[Seeing Hordak's ships flying overhead] I've never seen so many Flyers.

Adam:
Something must be happening, something big.

Adora:
We'd better get to Whispering Woods, fast!

Adam:
I get ya. [holds aloft his magic sword] By The Power of Grayskull. [the transformation starts]

Adora:
[raises her own sword] For The Honor of Grayskull.

She-Ra:
[Adora transforms] I am She-Ra!

He-Man:
[Adam has also completed his transformation] I have the power!

Adora:
...And then, Madame Razz said 'mire' instead of 'fire', and turned the whole camp into a swamp! [all laugh]

King Randor:
This Madame Razz sounds a lot like our Orko!

Adora:
Who's Orko?

Prince Adam:
A little friend of ours from a dimension called Trolla. He's there now visiting his uncle, but he's due back soon. You'll like him, sis!

Adora:
I can't wait to meet him!

King Randor:
Just be careful if he offers to do a trick for you!

Cringer:
Very careful! [more laughter]

Webstor:
Hello, suckers!

He-Man:
[off screen] Listen to them, King Randor.

Teela:
He-Man!

Man-At-Arms:
I had a funny feeling he might show up...

Skeletor:
And now, Princess, I must decide what to do with you.

Adora:
Oooh! [pretends to pass out]

Beast Man:
Huh, she's, she's fainted.

Skeletor:
Hah! Just like a woman.

Sprag:
Sneezy bolts, away!

Hordak:
No! It's not true! [blasts the computer screen in frustration] The Horde cannot be beaten like this!

He-Man:
That's where you're mistaken, Jar-head!

He-Man:
Farewell She-Ra Princess of power.

She-Ra:
Farewell He-Man dear brother.

Skeletor:
A female He-Man? This is the worst day of my life!

Horde Gunner:
I've got that flying horsie in my sights. Now to bring it down.

Glimmer:
Well, there's our transportation. All aboard for Beast Island. [teleports herself abourd the ship] Come on, slowpokes, we got a friend to rescue.

Bow:
[having heard a loud roar] What was that?

Kowl:
Nothing eh... Nothing I'd care to have tea with, I'm sure...

Madame Razz:
Oh deary my!

Broom:
That goes double for me.

Kowl:
I agree, totally!

Madame Razz:
Razzle Dazzle, blizzle beep, Time for you to be a sheep! [two Horde-Troopers turn into sheep] Oh deary my! I meant for them to fall asleep, not become sheep!

Broom:
I think it worked out fine.

Bow:
Not another door. I feel like we've opened every door in this whole place!

Glimmer:
Well, let's try one more. He-Man has to be here somewhere. [indeed, they soon find He-Man behind the next door]

Grizzlor:
Shall I have the Rebel dogs taken to a cell, Mighty One?

Hordak:
Yes... [snorts]... an uncomfortable one! As for you, He-Man, we will give you some time to consider what price your friends will pay for your silence!

Red Eye:
I'm trying to find a gift for Hordak.

Kowl:
Hordak? I thought so! Whenever there's a wrong side, You're on it.

Red Eye:
I think instead of feathers, I'll bring him the whole bird!

Hordak:
Succeed in this, Red Eye, [snorts] and I will make you a Force Captain of the Horde. [more snorts] Fail, and you will be sorry!

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] Powers of evil, show your might, bring what is dark into light!

Madame Razz:
[casting a spell] Meezle, Mazzle, Mozzle, Mail, lets have some smog out of Broom's tail.

Spirit:
Where will you go?

Kowl:
Far away... Maybe to the Valley of the Lost.

Spirit:
But no one ever comes back from there!

Kowl:
Ooh, I know. And please Spirit, don't tell anyone where I've gone.

Spirit:
I'll try not to, but if somebody asks, I can't lie.

Kowl:
That will have to do.

Red Eye:
When do I get my Force Captain uniform?

Loo-Kee:
In today's adventure, Kowl had a problem. Of course, everyone has problems. The trick is to know what to do when you have one. What I do is talk it over with someone who cares. That usually helps me. I'll bet it will help you too!"

She-Ra:
This black snow not only looks bad, it smells bad, too.

Multi-Bot:
Hm. Frosta and She-Ra. I compute that this means trouble.

Multi-Bot:
[Multi-Bot has buried She-Ra in a pile of snow] That wasn't so difficult. Now to dig her up again.

King Narwahl:
You hear the voice of my people.

Frosta:
I hear young hotheads spouting old hatreds. A typical beginning for the horrors of war.

Modulok:
No! It's She-Ra's beast!

She-Ra:
Let's get Modulok before he uses another one of his toys.

Modulok:
[inside the Weather Wheel] I'm not through yet! Ah, a hurricane wind will blow you out of here!

She-Ra:
Sword, to magnet and line!

King Narwahl:
I almost made a dreadful mistake. Please forgive me, Frosta.

Frosta:
We were all to blame, Narwahl. The best thing we can do is forget the hates of the past and start fresh as friends.

King Narwahl:
Yes, your right. From this day forward, let Selkies and Snow People walk in peace.

Loo-Kee:
[moral] It's no fun being sick, but there are some things you can do to avoid that. Like dressing warmly in cold weather, and eating healthy food. Ask your parents what to do. Because getting sick is just no fun at all!

Princess Adora:
Bow, give me a big push.

Bow:
One giant swing, coming up!

Hordak:
[snorts] Greetings, people of North Land. [snorts] We have come to free you from the evil books of the rebels.

She-Ra:
Now let's see if we can save those books!

She-Ra:
The rain has rusted the robots. [everyone laughs heartily]

She-Ra:
You boys should be more careful with your freeze-rays. That tree wasn't bothering you!

She-Ra:
This'll stop you from hurting trees!

Kowl:
[hoots] oh, no, look! We've found the Twiggets... and they're working for the Horde...

Horde Trooper:
This'll teach them to throw food at Catra!

Catra:
[having aimed the Eclipse Beam at Castle Bright Moon] Not even all your powers, She-Ra can stop it in time!

She-Ra:
You were never very good at telling the future, Catra.

Bow:
Where are you going, She-Ra?

She-Ra:
To slow down an eclipse.

Bow:
[to She-Ra] Boy, when you promise the moon, you deliver.

Glimmer:
[caught by Shadow Weaver's wizard wand] Somebody get me out of here!

Bow:
[running towards Glimmer] On my way!

Shadow Weaver:
On your way to a dungeon, perhaps?

Adora:
Kowl, what's wrong?

Kowl:
Ooh, hoo, hoo, the Horde is what's wrong!

Bow:
Oh no, that man's house! What have I done?

Hordak:
[pops up out of a Horde Battle Tank] Surprise!

Grizzlor:
Wow, wow, wow!

Mantenna:
Stop wowing! We have to bring someone back to Shadow Weaver.

Jarine:
Monsters! There they are!

Adora:
Yes Jarine, those are Horde monsters.

Kowl:
Oohoo, hoo hoo, the Horde is coming. The Ho-Ho-Horde is coming!

Village Chief:
Stay calm.They have no reason to hurt us.

Bow:
The Horde doesn't need a reason, sir.

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] Boil, bubble, snap and crack. What of Hordak's next attack?

Hordak:
Well, what does the pott say?

Horde Trooper:
She-Ra, you are just asking for a laser-zap!

She-Ra:
[a flying dragon stops in mid-air] Uh oh, something tells me it's going to get awfully hot around here. [the dragon breathes fire at She-Ra]

Granamyr:
You... know me?

She-Ra:
We've never met, but I've heard of you from He-Man, Orko, King Randor, Man-At-Arms.

Granamyr:
I do not know any King Randor. Or Man-At-Arms, or anything called an Orko.

Nazgal:
[casting a spell] To make the people call me sire, bring forth now a terrible fire.

Nazgal:
[casting a spell] And now to finish of the deed, a fearful fire is what I need.

Granamyr:
And now She-Ra, we dragons have a saying: here goes nothing.

Spirit:
She-Ra! You're back. You were gone so long, it seemed like forever.

She-Ra:
Oh, not quite forever, Spirit, just a thousand years.

Spirit:
A what?

She-Ra:
It's a long story, Spirit, a long story. [laughs]

Hordak:
She-Ra and her friends are in for a big surprise. [snorts] Six of them, in fact! [laughter]

Orko:
[casting a spell] Diddely boo, Diddely Bo, point my finger, make 'em grow.

Monstroid # 1:
[on viewscreen] Flowers? You want the most powerful machines in the universe to destroy flowers?

Hordak:
You catch on fast.

Madame Razz:
Well what do you want us to do, Adora?

Princess Adora:
Some fancy dive-bombing.

Madame Razz:
Oh deary my, 'Fancy' is my middle name!

Hordak:
[laughs] I believe Adora is getting desperate. She's attacking the Monstroids with ice donuts! [more laughter]

Hordak:
[to Monstroid #1] Since the flowers were too much for you, [snorts] forget them and get up that mountain. I want those Rebels!

Orko:
[casting a spell] Missing swords, now appear, please put Orko in the clear.

Princess Adora:
Making things big is something you're very good at, Orko. Go on, give it your best shot.

Hordak:
We'll warm up those ice-cubes. [snorts] Fire!

Princess Adora:
The Horde is strong like the rock, but we are fragile like the flower. We will never be conquered, but like this flower, which found a way to grow and blossom in this rock, we will find a way to over come the Horde. I promise you: one day, Etheria will be free.

Frosta:
Thank you again for letting me stay over, Adora.

Princess Adora:
My pleasure. It's too bad you can't stay longer. We could... [they are interrupted by Sprocker]

Princess Adora:
What's going on here?

Sprag:
Well, Madam is working on one of her magical breakfasts. So far, I'm still hungry.

Sprag:
Run for cover, the giant pancake is after us!

Dylamug:
Ah yes, the feisty little girl from last night. Some day she'll make a wonderful Hordeswoman.

Darius:
What Hordeswoman? Not my daughter, you rotten...

Mortella:
Forces of magic, hear me well: take these two inside that cell.

Bow:
Wow! Those Knights aren't real. Magic. Evil Magic!

She-Ra:
I am She-Ra. And I don't like the way you're treating my friend. How about a game of 'Follow the Leader'?

Bow:
She-Ra, I slipped away while you were check-mating those knights. We've got to do something to stop Mortella before she whips up another spell.

She-Ra:
Can you get a line to that tree over there?

Bow:
[whips out his bow and arrow] Easy as Bibble-pie.

Mortella:
Oh, my power, my wonderful power... it's gone, gone, gone...

Shadow Weaver:
Bone of bog and skin of swamp, where creepers in the slime do romp, grow and take from my enemy all, arise, arise and hear my call.

She-Ra:
I lost... for the first time, I lost.

Shadow Weaver:
Illusions come, illusions go. Show a true face to our foe.

She-Ra:
Well, it looks like you've thrown just about everything in the village but the kitchen sink. [a kitchen sink lands at her feet] I guess I was wrong.

Shadow Weaver:
Wind of storm and wind of shower, now bring She-Ra into my power.

Loo-Kee:
Think twice before you make fun of people, call them names or put them down. Treat people the way you'd like them to treat you. Bye now!"

Shadow Weaver:
It is the Black Ruby. Our troopers found it while robbing one of the ancient monuments. It is a powerful weapon.

Hordak:
Really? [snorts] Does it explode?

Shadow Weaver:
Noooooo...

Hordak:
Hm. What good is it, then?

Mermista:
Ooh, what are these dirty tin cans doing in my nice clean pool?

Hordak:
Guards!

Horde Trooper:
[peeking around a corner] Y-yes, oh great one?

Hordak:
Make sure that the prisoner Perfuma is placed in the darkest, [snorts] dankest, [snorts] dampest, dismalest dungeon we have.

Hordak:
Ye- yes, mighty Hordak.

Horde Trooper:
I shall visit there later in order to gloat.

Horde Trooper:
This border patrol is for the birds!

Hordak:
She-Ra, I'll give you supplies, money, anything. Just get Perfuma out of here! [She-Ra winks at the camera]

Hordak:
Greetings... [snorts]... my loyal minions.

Shadow Weaver:
Oh, Hordak, you seem upset.

Hordak:
I've just returned... [snorts]... from our Secret Headquarters where I received an important message from Horde Prime. Horde Prime, [snorts]... leader of the mighty Horde Empire, [snorts]... ruler of a thousand worlds, the most feared being... [snorts]... in three galaxies.

Shadow Weaver:
What did he want?

Hordak:
To remind me that his birthday is coming up. [snorts] And that he expects a present. A good one.

Hordak:
The end of the world must be upon us. [snorts] Grizzlor has an idea. I'll never understand how a brain so small, managed to grow so much fur.

Hordak:
But what do you get for someone who rules our whole galaxy? [snorts] Someone who has two of everything? Two armies, [snorts]... two spacefleets...

Shadow Weaver:
Two heads...

Hordak:
I was trying not to thing about that.

Bow:
Some job for a hero like me: baby sitting.

Swift Wind:
[offended] Baby sitting? Really, Bow!

Bow:
Sorry, Swift Wind, I didn't mean it. I just like some action.

She-Ra:
Let him go!

Shadow Weaver:
Suppose you make me, Wing-Head!

She-Ra:
Now it's my turn. Sword to net!

Swift Wind:
I have nothing else to say to you, Hordak.

Hordak:
Good, [snorts]... then I will talk. I will tell you what Horde Prime will do to you. He will put you in a cage... [snorts]... in the deepest, darkest dungeon he can find, [snorts]... and leave you there. You will be fed, taken care of... [snorts]... but you will never see the sky, never see sunrises or sunsets. You see, Horde Prime cannot fly. [snorts] And he hates anything that can. As the years pass, your mane will become gray from the darkness... [snorts]... and your wings will wither from lack of use. [snorts] You will never fly again! And you will never... [snorts]... ever see She-Ra again. [evil laughter as Swift Wind sheds a tear]

Mantenna:
[runs into Hordak's throne room] Hordak! Hordak, it's She-Ra!

Hordak:
I know that, you soggy simpleton!

Bow:
I think it's time for a daring rescue by one of the greatest heroes of the Rebellion, me.

She-Ra:
These robots need a lesson in space manners.

Hordak:
All right, Imp, but don't take any chances [snorts] You're the only one around here I can trust.

Imp:
Ok, Robo-Pal. The time has come for you to become friends with the Horde.

Blond boy:
Hey Joel, weren't you scared when the Robo-Friend was holding you?

Prince Joel:
You bet I was! But knew I was safe so long as She-Ra was there. I sure wish I had thanked her...

Adora:
I'm sure she knows.

Bow:
You bet she does!

Adora:
You're sure about that?

Bow:
Of course! I'm in touch with She-Ra all the time. As a matter of fact, when she gets in trouble, I'm the one she calls.

Adora:
Oh, Bow, tell me more!

Kowl:
Oh oh, something tells me disaster is approaching...

Adora:
We'll get to the Fright Zone faster as She-Ra and Swift Wind.

Spirit:
Ah, I could use a good flight!

Adora:
[holds aloft her magic sword] For the honor of Grayskull!

Hordak:
Hmm, I must have our scientists improve our sleep gas. He actually managed to say something before he went to sleep! [laughs]

Bow:
She-Ra! Where's Adora?

Lohni:
That's what I want to know...

Bow:
Il'll bet you do, to betray her again. I suppose your Hordesmen are right behind you?

Lohni:
Well, yes, but they're after me this time. I want to free Adora before they get me.

She-Ra:
Don't worry about Adora, she's safe.

Kowl:
Ooh, it would seem the orchestra's tuning up for dinner. [swallows] And I think, we are the dinner...

Skeletor:
With this Gate-Maker I will be able to open a door to Etheria so big, that I can use it to send the entire Royal Palace through, getting rid of everyone all at the same time! [evil laughter]

Modulok:
[referring to Tung Lashor's tongue] Move it or lose it, long-lips.

Modulok:
I've had it with you, Skeletor, I am leaving and taking the Gate-Maker where it and I will be appreciated: to Hordak.

Skeletor:
Here, She-Ra, a gift: this power bolt was made just for you. [fires his Havok staff]

She-Ra:
Sword to handcuffs!

Skeletor:
Lets see now, which way to find Modulok? [a blaster bolt hits near Skeletor's feet]

Hordak:
Give it up, Skeletor. You couldn't find your own face on a sunny day.

Skeletor:
Hordak! You oversized rust-bucket!

Hordak:
Friendly as ever, eh, Bonehead?

Skeletor:
Hmm. He-Man and She-Ra against Hordak. Hmm, I'm just in time. I could help them, I could work with them instead of against them. We could defeat Hordak together. Hmmm, I think I'll wait and see who wins instead.

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] See where now the power hums, in place of this, a giant comes.

Hordak:
[to Modulok] In that case you are no longer an official Horde scientist. You are Horde cook until I say otherwise.

Modulok:
You know, sometimes it just doesn't pay to be evil.

Horde Trooper #1:
[holds up a piece of meat] How can they eat this? Ech! Oh boy, I'm glad I'm a robot.

Horde Trooper #2:
Yeah, all we need is a little oil for our gears. [they laugh]

Shadow Weaver:
Hordak, you really should stop smoking...

Madame Razz:
[casting a spell] Rizzle Razzle, Rozzel Dry, gimmie your fire, clear up to the sky!

Broom:
[after Madame Razz whitles on her fingers] You rang, Madame?

Madame Razz:
Lets go, Broom. We've got to catch a fire.

Princess Adora:
I'm beginning to worry. I have a bad feeling...

She-Ra:
I get a bad feeling from that Wooble.

She-Ra:
I'm afraid Glimmer's in danger. And what's worse: she doesn't know it.

Bow:
Well, if she doesn't want our help, its her tough luck.

Glimmer:
Look out, it has Robot Lasers!

Glimmer:
Another robot bites the dust.

She-Ra:
Nice going, Glimmer.

She-Ra:
Here's the food stolen by the Horde. Enjoy it, and be well.

Prince Highcliff:
Why did your troopers stop me? I've committed no crime.

Hordak:
You're on your way to Castle Bright Moon. [snorts] Meeting with known Rebels is a crime against the Horde. [laughs and snorts]

Imp:
This'll turn Castle Bright Moon into Castle Underwater. [giggles]

She-Ra:
I'm coming, Bow!

Bow:
Madame Razz's sticky glue arrow heads work just fine.

Queen Angella:
Great light of Etheria, use this link, from mother to daughter, to restore our strength.

She-Ra:
Power of all Etheria, come to She-Ra!

Prince Highcliff:
You mean that's not the way you always wear your hair?

Glimmer:
Of course not.

Prince Highcliff:
Oh, what a relief!

Hordak:
This is finally turning into my kind of day. The monument to my humble genius is nearly complete. Horde Prime has not seen fit to annoy me... [snorts]... and now I have the perfect way to bring Adore to us.

Teela:
The moons are beautiful tonight, Adam.

Prince Adam:
Reminds me of a couple of fried eggs.

Glimmer:
What was that Spybat doing here, anyway?

Bow:
I think it was delivering a message. [takes a good look at the cube] Yeah, it says: "To the traitorous outlaw rebel Adora" on it. Maybe it's good news?

Glimmer:
I wish She-Ra could go with you.

Adora:
Who knows? I just might meet her along the way.

Glimmer:
Why are you looking for Rebels, Catillus?

Catillus:
The Horde stole something from me that I must get back. But I need help. I thought that the Rebels might assist me.

Glimmer:
You may be right. What was stolen?

Catillus:
My mirror.

Bow:
Your mirror? Forget it!

Catillus:
But it was the magical Moon Mirror. With it you can reach other universe. If it is misused, it could destroy this planet.

He-Man:
[to Bow] Who's your sticky-footed friend?

Catillus:
The mirror's bitten off more than it can chew. Any second it'll, it'll, it'll, why it could, eh... [the Moon Mirror blows up]

Bow:
Explode?

Catillus:
Just the word I was looking for.

Hordak:
That did it! [snorts] No more Mr. Robo-Nice Guy!

Hordak:
[after She-Ra takes a couple of Destructo Tanks out of commission with a single punch] Oh no! Those are my favorite tanks!

Hordak:
[She-Ra has been hit with a sleep ray] Sweet dreams, muscle-maiden!

Larg:
I feel so bad I can't even eat.

Catra:
[sitting on a Horde Troopers lap after crashing into him] You clumsy can of cogs!

Horde Trooper:
You spoiled my aim.

Catra:
[rises up and plops down on him again] Go rust in a rainstorm!

Shadow Weaver:
I don't like the way the cell looks. We may not be able to control it. I think we...

Hordak:
[interrupting] Who asked you to think? Put in the cell and start the force field. [snorts] Now!

Hordak:
[laughs] I'll have some of my robots give her a big Horde hello.

Hordak:
Horde Prime will be pleased. Perhaps he'll even give me a new name. 'Hordak the Invincible'... [snorts] Hordak the Fearless...

She-Ra:
[She-Ra crashes through a wall into the throne room, laughing] How about 'Hordak the Humble'?

Hordak:
She-Ra, you irritating amazon, I've had enough of you!

Larg:
[about She-Ra] She did it. What a woman!

Hordak:
[addressing Horde Prime] Please, Slime... [snorts] eh, Prime, it will be safe in my hands.

Horde Prime:
I've been looking forward to this vacation for 500 years.

Skeletor:
[learning about Hordak's intentions] So... that blasted Horde-bullyboy, that conniving clang chomper! Eternia is mine to conquer! Mine!

Hordak:
[to Mantenna] Don't bug me, you bug-eyed boob!

Hordak:
Skeletor? You treacherous turncoat two-faced traitor! [snorts] Since when did you start helping the Rebellion?

Skeletor:
The Rebellion means nothing to me, Hordak, and I help no one but myself!

Hordak:
You blasted blue bungler, take that!

Skeletor:
Haha! Getting rusty, Hordak? Try this!

He-Man:
This grappling line was a present from the Sorceress. It's unbreakable and with unlimited length. I think it may be just what we need.

She-Ra:
But He-Man, that flagship is in outer space. Can even you throw that far?

She-Ra:
I don't know. Only one way to find out: try!

Hordak:
What was that?

Skeletor:
The sound of your defeat, Hordak!

Skeletor:
With this ship in my command, the whole galaxy will soon fall before the awesome might of Skeletor. [raises voice] Hail Skeletor! [cackles wickedly]

He-Man:
They say I'm the most powerful man in the universe. And I guess now I'd better prove it.

Skeletor:
No! Hah, my beautiful fresh stolen ship, ruined!

He-Man:
I hope she knows what she's doing.

Swift Wind:
She-Ra always knows what she's doing.

She-Ra:
Well Hordak, we lived through that explosion, but our troubles are just beginning.

She-Ra:
Shield, to parachute!

He-Man:
She-Ra and I want to talk to you about something that's very personal: your body.

She-Ra:
Remember, it's your body, and no one should touch you in a way that you feel is wrong.

Hordak:
[adressing his Force Captains] Horde Science and magic turned you into the greatest Force Squad ever to destroy a planet.

Imp:
The greatest! [shakes his fist]

Hordak:
And yet... [snorts]... all of you together can't beat a single woman. [hits his chair with his fist]

Imp:
Yeah, a single woman. [hits chair also]

Hordak:
You're all fools!

Imp:
Fools!

Hordak:
Dolts!

Imp:
Dolts!

Hordak:
Why can't you all be more like Imp, here? [snorts] He knows how to get a job done.

Leech:
Be more like Imp? Yuch! [slurps] What a depressing thought. [more slurping]

Glimmer:
Now, where was I?

Shadow Weaver:
I believe you were talking about 'dolts'.

Glimmer:
Right, dolts!

Catra:
Meow, when does this... this outsider arrive?

Hordak:
Today! [snorts] And if she succeeds, you'll spend the rest of your time here cleaning out garbage bins... [snorts]... with very tiny brushes. [laughs]

Huntara:
You have asked for help. I am here to give you that help. But first you must prove to me that this She-Ra is as evil as you say...

Leech:
She-Ra? Evil?

Grizzlor:
Eh, I thought we were the evil ones?

Catra:
[about Huntara] I don't like that woman, no...

Scorpia:
As much as I hate to agree with ya, I agree with ya.

Scorpia:
Help ya, huh! Why should I?

Catra:
Meow, if Huntara beets She-Ra, we'll all be cleaning garbage bins!

Huntara:
Hordak was right. As evil as you are, you still come to help a friend.

She-Ra:
Hordak? Listen, I-I don't know what he's told you, but...

Huntara:
Spare me your lies, town-burner. Our battle will begin in those hills.

She-Ra:
[about Huntara] She's got more tricks than my brother's friend Orko!

Huntara:
Never have I been defeated by an evil one. You are a great warrior, She-Ra. By the code of Sylax, I am now your slave.

She-Ra:
The Horde takes slaves, I don't.

She-Ra:
[about Huntara] She's quite a woman, isn't she, Swifty?

Swift Wind:
That she is. But then again, so are you, She-Ra, so are you. [rubs his nose against her arm]

Narrator:
Where darkness rules, fights the champion of light. Where hope seems lost, there rides the Rebellion. Together they stand ready against the dark, evil warriors of the Horde and their leader, the terrible Hordak! The Rebellion, armed with hope and ancient powers against the force of an intergalactic army. This is the story of one who will become leader of the Great Rebellion: She-Ra, Princess of Power!

Hordak:
Send Force Captain Adora to me at once. I have a plan which will bring this stranger into the open. And then we will teach him it's not nice to cause trouble for the Evil Horde! [evil laughter]

Bow:
What about that friend of yours, Adam?

Prince Adam:
Oh, eh, he'll be ready when the time comes.

Force Captain Adora:
You four'd better be on your guard. These Rebels seem bolder than most.

Catra:
Don't worry about us. [purs] We're ready for anything.

Bow:
[to Leech] Let her go, sucker-face!

Force Captain Adora:
You're mine now, stranger. You and this curious sword...

Announcer:
And now, here are some exciting scenes from chapter two of 'The Sword of She-Ra'.

Sprag:
[aiming his crossbow at Mantenna] Take this, bug face!

Bow:
Ah, the sound of retreating Hordesmen. It's music to my ears.

She-Ra:
You heard me, Hordak. Call off your troopers, or I'll bring this whole place down around those metal ears of yours!

She-Ra:
I don't know where we are, I don't were we're going, and we won't know where we are when we get there.

Hordak:
Hm. Just like being in the Horde army.

The Dark One:
I am the Dark One, and this is my home. A world between worlds, a place neither here nor there. A time between yesterday, today and tomorrow.

She-Ra:
You see, all you have to do, is think.

Hordak:
I'm a Horde commander! [snort] I'm not supposed to think. [snorts] What am I saying?

She-Ra:
Hordak, you don't tell me how to do my job, and I won't tell you how to be a power mad, narrow minded fool, alright?

The Dark One:
Impossible. No one has ever withstood such an attack. What manner of woman is this?

Loo-Kee:
[moral] Instead of playing our usual game I'd like to talk to you about a very big problem, drugs! You may have friends, maybe older children or even adults, who are trying to, or may try to turn you onto drugs. Drugs are not a turn-on, drugs are a turn-off. It could seriously harm you. I beg you, don't try them. Say 'no' to drugs. Say 'yes' to a life free from drugs.

Hordak:
I've got a bad feeling about this.

Princess Adora:
Now wait a minute. Harming trees is against the rules.

She-Ra:
Oh, so you want to play ' catch a tree'.

She-Ra:
Your son passed a difficult test today: he learned that the hardest test of bravery can sometimes be helping, not hurting creatures.

Loo-Kee:
Bye now, my Animal Protector friends!

Leena:
I have to find She-Ra, Princess of Power.

Bow:
Hm, She-Ra again...

Princess Adora:
Well, eh, maybe I could help you. What's your name, child?

Leena:
I'm Leena. But you can't help, you're just a regular woman.

Bow:
Don't move, I'll save you.

Leena:
[hanging from a collapsed bridge] But I want She-Ra!

Bow:
My diamond arrow can shoot into anything.

Modulok:
Look out, those trees are closing in on us!

Princess Adora:
Get the Twiggets to bring the wagons.

Bow:
Wagons, Schmagons. Leave it to me and She-Ra.

Bow:
No offense, Adora, but how do you know so much about She-Ra? She's not like you at all.

Modulok:
I've already disposed of She-Ra with my Force-Converter. Do you think that you, a mere woman, and a girl can stop me now? [evil laughter]

Modulok:
Alright, you meddling rebel, now prepare to face the full fury of Modulok!

Hembley:
[Punching Modulok after jumping on his back] Stop that, you... nasty person!

Leena:
Mother!

Loo-Kee:
I don't know about you, but I'm always amazed at She-Ra's physical strength. But she also has other powers, like love and kindness and fairness. Did you ever think of those as being powers? Well, they are!

Queen Angella:
Oh Adam, it's so nice to see you again.

Prince Adam:
Thank you, Angella. I wouldn't miss the opening of Etheria's circus for anything.

Princess Adora:
Adam's a big fan of the circus.

Glimmer:
And I'm... [sighs]... a big fan of Adam's...

Princess Adora:
This calls for action, brother. You remember the gymnastics we used to do?

Prince Adam:
Sure!

Guard #1:
[the guards have ordered Caleb and Drew to juggle in their prison cel] Haha! Whoa, that's pretty good!

Guard #2:
Yeah! Maybe we should keep 'em here forever... [wicked laughter]... to do shows for the guards.

Prince Adam:
Adora, do you think our parents would mind if I brought this elephant back to Eternia with me? [everybody laughs]

Mantenna:
You know, at Horde Academy, they told us you should laugh at trouble. All the best - I mean, the worst evil villains are always laughing. [snickers]

King Miro:
When the day of your great battle with Hordak comes, Call for me. I wish to stand beside my granddaughter on that proud day. [they hug]

Princess Adora:
I promise.

Madame Razz:
[casting a spell] Forces of forest, grass and field, give us a bright and shiny shield!

Princess Adora:
Come on, Spirit. Let's ride! Let's see how fast you can go.

Spirit:
[Spirit whines and takes off] Would you not rather fly?

Princess Adora:
Not today, dear Spirit. I'm afraid we'd run into my heart.

Spirit:
Ah. So your heart flies.

Princess Adora:
It's soaring, Spirit. Soaring!

Loo-Kee:
[moral] Today's story was about a family. People working together as a team. I hope you do your part for your family. It's the most important team in your life.

Hordak:
Imp, become a loud-horn!

Imp:
Anything you say, boss.

Imp:
[to Hordak] You ordered something from the Horde-catalogue?

Loo-Kee:
Adora and Spirit are frozen too! But where is She-Ra?

Light Hope:
Adora is She-Ra. You are the only one who can reach her brother, He-Man. That is why I am telling you their secret.

Loo-Kee:
What? Adora is She-Ra? That means that He-Man is...

Light Hope:
Prince Adam.

The Sorceress:
Loo-Kee is a creature of magic, like you, Orko. The Horde device has no effect on either of you.

Prince Adam:
But what about me, I'm not magic?

The Sorceress:
But your sword is. As long as you hold your sword, you will be protected from the time-freeze. But first, you must become He-Man.

He-Man:
It won't budge!

Orko:
Course not. No one can move something that's stuck in time. Even I know that!

Loo-Kee:
Hi! Today, I know you found me. Cause I was part of the story.

Loo-Kee:
I'm not very strong, and my magic is just for hiding, but I helped She-Ra and He-Man today. Size is not the true measure of one's worth. Little people, like you and me, can do big things.

Princess Adora:
Looks like this relaxing evening is going to get exciting. [holds aloft her magic sword] For the honor of Grayskull!

Catra:
Meow, this fight is not over yet, She-Ra! We shall meet again on Beast Island.

[meows]

Horde Trooper:
The rebel scum are entering the secret tunnel. Just as you predicted, Force Captain.

Catra:
Meow. Good. Did you arrange the booby-trap I ordered?

Horde Trooper:
All in readiness, Force Captain.

Catra:
Excellent. Then in just a few minutes,

[purs]

Catra:
She-Ra and her friends will be in a rather sticky situation.

[laughs]

Catra:
Welcome to the Slime Pitt, She-Ra!

Catra:
Meow, drat you, She-Ra!

Adora:
If Hordak ever found out that you were giving supplies to the Rebellion... the risk you're taking...

Prince Orwall:
The risk is worth it, Adora. My father and I hate the Horde's rule. Our only regret is that we cannot give more to the Rebellion. But, as you know, the Horde is keeping a constant watch on our little Kingdom. These tiny wagons are all that we are able to sneak past their guard.

She-Ra:
Where ever this leads, I hope they don't mind guests 'dropping in'.

Sir Tao:
By the Whiskers of Saz, it's the Queen!

Minister Cloudfoot:
When the Horde came from the sky in their terrible machines, we ran to hide here, in Halfmoon. Everywhere, prisoners were taken. Knowing that some of our missing people were being held captured, our Queen left to search for them. And that was the last we saw of her...

Catra:
[thinking to herself] Hmmm, that would be about the same time Hordak gave me this mask. It must have belonged to their Queen!

Sir Tao:
Whiskers of Saz, it worked!

Minister Cloudfoot:
Friends, felines, countrycats, we are assembled here to day to restore our Queen to the throne.

Catra:
What in the name of the Horde is that?

Percival:
Well, it is done. Our secret is safe.

She-Ra:
But she still has the mask.

Percival:
It doesn't matter, once it has been used for evil, it can not be used for good, anyway.

Horde Trooper:
Red Leader to Horde Prime...

Horde Prime:
[on view screen] This is Horde Prime.

Horde Trooper:
We are within range of fleeing spacecraft.

Horde Prime:
Excelent. I want that prisoner brought back to Horde World.

Horde Trooper:
Yes, your Horde-ship.

Imp:
[referring to Tung Lashor] Yech, does he have to use his tongue to push the buttons? Ugh, yuch!

Hordak:
Tung Lashor! How many times must I tell you...

Tung Lashor:
I know, I know, no tongues on the equipment.

Hordak:
Take a robot squadron and bring him back here. And whipe off that console!

Tung Lashor:
[slurps and salutes at the same time] Yes, oh might Hordak [starts cleaning his console with his tongue]

Hordak:
Not your tongue, you fool!

Queen Angella:
[to Glimmer] You're a big girl now, Sunshine. I know you can take care of yourself. For the chance to save your father, or you, I would risk anything and everything. I love you both so much. [adressing She-Ra] Please look after Glimmer for me.

She-Ra:
Of course, my Queen. [Angella starts to leave]

Glimmer:
[snifs] She hasn't called me 'Sunshine' since I was very little.

Queen Angella:
[turns round] Goodbye, Sunshine.

Hunga:
If you know what's good for you, you'll surrender now!

Queen Angella:
[carrying She-Ra's Sword of Protection] My husband is what's good for me, and I'll not let you take him from me!

Glimmer:
[to a Horde Trooper] Oh! Let me go, you big, tin ape!

Bow:
[referring to Hordak] What do you know, the man of evil himself.

Bow:
She-Ra, you sure know how to blow them away!

She-Ra:
Why thank you, Bow.

She-Ra:
[Hordak is passed out and fading in and out of existence] Look!

Bow:
He's disappearing.

Kowl:
Ooh-hoo, how disturbing he's coming back to normal.

She-Ra:
Sword, to ladder!

She-Ra:
Sword, to torch!

Noah:
[to Hordak] Once I would have helped you, but you took all the years of training and magic I tought you and turned them all to evil. You're no friend of mine anymore.

Skeletor:
You're crying for Hordak? I don't believe it!

Noah:
How can you cry for someone like him?

She-Ra:
I'm not just crying for Hordak, I'm crying for the saddest thing I know: a wasted life. To be given that most precious gift, the gift of living, to do with as we choose. I'm crying, because this man has chosen to throw it away. And when he goes, nobody will care.

Skeletor:
I hate to leave this touching scene, but I see my plan has failed. I'll be back another time, my 'friend'.

Noah:
[casting a spell] Wizards and heroines, enemies and friends, take Hordak back to where this began!

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] Darkness and lightning, turn the tide... destroy the stones behind wich they hide.

Skeletor:
[to Spikor] Well, nail-head, what shall we do to make life miserable for King Randor today?

Skeletor:
Greetings, Hordak. I'm glad to see you. It will give me the pleasure of freezing you in your tracks.

Hordak:
Try it! [snorts] You bone-headed bog-waddler!

Skeletor:
Chew on this, bolt-breath!

Skeletor:
This is between me and Hordak, woman.

She-Ra:
Sorry, bone-brain, I don't like Hordak, but I wouldn't leave a slime-crawler to your brand of mercy.

Skeletor:
Just like He-Man, always meddling!

Skeletor:
I think I'll make King Randor my court jester when I conquer Eternia. If he's funny enough... [snickers]

Imp:
[to Hordak] Have I got plenty to tell you. You'd better get that old trap door ready...

Bow:
You know, it's kind of odd. By fighting Skeletor, we actually helped Hordak.

She-Ra:
I'm afraid there was no other choice. Skeletor had to be stopped.

She-Ra:
Besides, Hordak may be a villain, but at least he's our villain. [all laugh]

Bow:
She-Ra. I knew you'd show to help us. You always do.

Bow:
Thanks.

Kowl:
[sarcastic] Hoo. Nothing's too good for the great hero of Bright Moon.

Bow:
But Kowl, there's really no risk at all. We have She-Ra, the most powerful woman in the universe on our side.

Glimmer:
He's right. If we get into trouble...

Bow:
She-Ra will save us.

Bow:
Uh oh, cage mines!

Bow:
She-Ra! You're back.

She-Ra:
I'm always ready to help someone who's tried to help themselves.

Guard:
What's going on here?

She-Ra:
I'll show you! [uses her strength to break her chains]

Guard:
Oh never mind, I, I don't wanna know. [runs off]

Light Hope:
You told Small One that everyone has a different path in life.

She-Ra:
Yes...

Light Hope:
It is almost time for Small One's path to change. The metamorphosis of Small One is about to begin.

Small One:
Where am I? What's happened to me?

Light Hope:
You have found your pathway. You are small one no longer. Arise, Fluterina...

Flutterina:
Thank you, Light Hope. I promise that I will use my new found powers for good. And never for evil.

Bow:
With his sky-speeders and his sand-wheelers wrecked, there's not much Baron Condor can do.

Prince Norb:
Don't be so sure, Bow. He's fooled us before.

Baron Condor:
Switch it on. Even She-Ra can't fight the power of the sun.

Baron Condor:
How can we ever thank you?

She-Ra:
By remaining friends. For as long as the river runs with water.

Loo-Kee:
You know, there's an important lesson about people here. Especially people who are physically disabled. They may look or act different from you, but inside they are just as special and beautiful as you are. Bye now!

Madame Razz:
Frit... Is that really you?

Frit:
Hello, Razz. It's been a long time but... you're still as pretty as a rainbow.

Broom:
If you don't care what happened to Frit, why are we followin' him?

Madame Razz:
Not him, 'them'. They might need our help.

Broom:
Then why are we hiding from them?

Madame Razz:
Not them, 'him'.

Frit:
It takes many different kinds and colors to make something beautiful and important.

Kowl:
[hoots] Looks like I missed all the action. Thank goodness!

Loo-Kee:
[during moral] That sure was some tower Frit built. The colored bottles represent people of many colors. They also represent the hope that we can become stronger and even more beautiful people if we live and work together with love for one another. I guess there is nothing more important than that.

Sprittina:
I can't sing, I can't dance, or tell stories or... or... anything. I'm gonna be a big dud at the Festival.

Queen Angella:
Once again we must fight for the freedom of our home. Are you ready, my daughter?

Glimmer:
Ready, mother.

Queen Angella:
Then, for Bright Moon! [takes off]

Glimmer:
For Bright Moon! [lifts off using her powers of light]

Hordak:
Catra! You bumbling fur-brain, She-Ra and her Twigget army have invaded the Fright Zone. [snorts] Get back here before it's too late!

Catra:
Freeze where you are, Rebel scum!

Mantenna:
Hmmmm It's She-Ra, evil one.

Hordak:
Drat her! [snorts] I knew she'd show up sooner or later.

Store keeper:
But I wouldn't worry about Hordak. She-Ra taught him a good lesson. He won't be back here.

General Sunder:
I wish you were right, storekeeper, but I know you're wrong.

She-Ra:
As a farmer you lived a life of peace. It's a shame that you must go to war again.

General Sunder:
As a soldier I learned that the biggest problem with peace is, that sometime you have to fight to keep it.

She-Ra:
Go, Hordak! Leave us in peace.

Hordak:
Fat chance, She-Ra. This is still my territory.

She-Ra:
You're a good soldier.

General Sunder:
I'm a good farmer too, She-Ra. And I find I'd rather grow things than blow them up.

Queen Angella:
Once again, my daughter, we must fight for the freedom of our home. Are you ready?

Glimmer:
Ready, mother.

Queen Angella:
Then, for Bright Moon! [takes off]

Glimmer:
For Bright Moon! [lifts off using her powers of light]

Princess Adora:
I served under Sunder when I was in the Horde. I've never known him to be wrong.

Grizzlor:
Troopers, load those pointy-eared rebel lovers on board.

Broom:
Oh, my aching broomstick!

Grizzlor:
Hopping Hordeworld! It's She-Ra.

Catra:
Blast that muscle-bound meddler. Meow! I wanted Adora, not herrrrrr.

She-Ra:
Laugh while you can, cat-lady, because once I get out of this, I'm gonna trim your whiskers.

Catra:
[hissing] Don't move, you worm!

Sea Hawk:
Flattery will get you nowhere.

Sea Hawk:
Swen, I could kiss you.

She-Ra:
[giggles] Catra in a can, lovely.

Sea Hawk:
Let me go, you fur-faced nightmare!

Grizzlor:
Hah! Never!

She-Ra:
Never's an awfully long time.

Grizzlor:
She-Ra!

She-Ra:
She-Ra's fun to fight beside, but I'd much rather spend time with you.

Adora:
You, you would?

She-Ra:
If you'll take a walk with me, we can talk about it.

Adora:
I'd like that.

Broom:
Hey, what about me?

Madame Razz:
Well, why don't you just find yourself a nice friendly mop?

The Sorceress:
To spare Adam the pain of your loss, I cast a spell that wiped all memory of you and the Horde from the people. Only the King and Queen, Man-At-Arms and I knew the secret.

She-Ra:
And now?

The Sorceress:
Now you have gained the Sword of Protection, and become She-Ra, as you were always meant to do. The rest is up to you.

She-Ra:
My whole life has changed because of this sword.

He-Man:
I know. And you should give yourself some time to think things over. But there is something you can do right now...

She-Ra:
What's that?

He-Man:
Give your brother a big hug.

Queen Angella:
You're vile minions have met their match, Harpy.

Hunga the Harpy:
Smile while you can, Angella. They might have foiled my weak sisters, but they must still deal with me!

The Sorceress:
Welcome back to Eternia, Princess.

Adora:
Princess?

The Sorceress:
Sure, you're the daughter of a King and Queen, remember?

The Sorceress:
Adam, I've told your father and mother that you were on a mission for me. And that you're returning with a... surprise.

Hordak:
Blast! It's She-Ra!

Entrapta:
Well... lets see how the muscle-maiden handles a blast of the energy we trapped from the force-dome...

Kowl:
Oohoo, you, you've seemed to forgotten, that I am well trained in the physical arts. Oohoo.

Queen Angella:
And you Kowl, are said to be the fasted thing on two wings in all of Etheria.

Kowl:
Ooh, well, well I guess that's true.

She-Ra:
Sword, to lightning-rod.

She-Ra:
Next, I'll make sure those dungeons will never be used as prisons again.

She-Ra:
Easy Bow, what is it?

Bow:
It's Shadow Weaver. She sent her Shadow Beasties to attack Thaymor again.

Glimmer:
She-Ra, what'll we do? We haven't enough rebels to turn back a Shadow Beasties attack.

Shadow Weaver:
Why, you miserable excuse for a wizard. I have half a mind to...

Orko:
[interrupting] Yeah, and that's all you have: half a mind!

[giggles]

Shadow Weaver:
Oh... you little bozo. Aah!

Grizzlor:
Boy, I, I'm worried. There's no tellin' what Shadow Weaver'll do to us if we don't catch Orko's shadow.

Dylamug:
Whadaya mean?

Grizzlor:
Well, the last time I messed up, she turned me into a giant flower for three whole days.

Dylamug:
A giant flower? Ugh, that's disgusting.

Grizzlor:
You're tellin' me! Yech.

Bow:
Where's Shadow Weaver?

She-Ra:
At the moment, it's just plain 'Weaver'.

Orko:
Yeah, because I took her shadow.

Sprocker:
I hate Golden Spuffels!

Adora:
Did I hear someone mention Golden Spuffels?

Hordak:
You failed me, Mantenna! You failed miserably.

Mantenna:
But Mmmm-Mighty One...

Hordak:
Don't but Mighty One me, you armored plated pop-eye! Get out of my sight, now!

Sprocker:
Oh, what a nice mess I've got myself into.

Hordak:
A Twigget! [snorts] I want She-Ra and you bring me a Twigget!

Octavia:
But, Master Hordak, he's a rebel.

Hordak:
Rebel? No. She-Ra is a rebel. Adora is a rebel. This creature is... [snorts]... oh, never mind, throw him back in the river!

Octavia:
With pleasure, Great One.

Hordak:
[to She-Ra] The Princess of Power... [snorts]... how nice of you to drop by.

Madame Razz:
[entering the Fright Zone] Oh, deary my, I'd forgotten how spooky this place was.

Broom:
Not exactly a dream house.

Bow:
Not unless you're having a nightmare. We got to help She-Ra get out of this dump.

He-Man:
She-Ra! Don't worry, you're brother's here.

Bow:
You are a brave man, Adam. I salute you. Good fortune speed you on your mission.

Prince Adam:
Eh... well thanks. Goodbye, everyone!

Force Captain Adora:
To the Plunder-Room with the Rebel!

The Sorceress:
Adora... Adora, the time has come for you to seek your destiny. You must throw off the enchantments that have made you a slave to the Horde's will. Let your heartguide you toward the path that you know to be right. And let this sword give you the strength to follow that path.

Force Captain Adora:
[picks up the sword of protection] For the honour of Grayskull? [the last of He-Man's strength is drained by the Magna Beam] No! My brother! [holds aloft her magic sword] For the honor of Grayskull!

Swift Wind:
I am Swift Wind now, dear friend.

Mantenna:
Get the disolvo-beam ready!

Catra:
[purs] On your knees, we don't want us to get by us.

She-Ra:
Swifty, head for the lake. With any luck, Hose Nose will be there to help us wash this off.

Swift Wind:
Right!

Glimmer:
Now I know what a bug feels like.

Bow:
Got to move fast. On my hand, ladies.

Bow:
Oh eh, by the way, when I ducked behind that vat for cover, I found a valve marked 'danger, do not turn'.

She-Ra:
You didn't turn it, did you?

Bow:
Of course I did!

Bow:
Why, do you realize that for the very first time I had She-Ra right in the palm of my hand?

Glimmer:
Oh Bow! [Glimmer and Adora leave]

Bow:
Hey, i-i-it was a joke, a joke.

Bow:
[hoots] You're the joke, dear boy, and a very small one, I'm afraid. [more hoots]

Ely:
[casting a spell] Strangers who attack without a warning, take your place as trees 'till the morning.

Ely:
Madame Razz, I've come to meet you. Candor has sent me to you for my final lesson. But since I already know all I need to, I'm not sure what you could teach me.

Madame Razz:
[to Broom] I hope he sets aside a little time to work on his bad manners.

Shadow Weaver:
Oh, Shadow Weaver, you are so clever.

Madame Razz:
Oh look, there's Serenia. Oh, it's so beautiful. I used to live there when I was younger, oh, five - no, eh, six hundred years ago.

She-Ra:
Yes, I've heard of it. It's supposed to be a very mystical and powerful place.

Madame Razz:
Powerful is right. Serenia is the one place that keeps all of Etheria in balance. Why if anything happened to it, Etheria would tip sideways.

Shadow Weaver:
It's mine! It's mine! Now I will be the most powerful magician on Etheria!

She-Ra:
Don't count your stones before they're hatched, Weaver.

Ely:
You want my help? After all the trouble I put you through?

Madame Razz:
Well, I was young once myself. You'll get over it.

Madame Razz:
This was always my favorite spell. I just love the color!

Prince Adam:
A space ship! The Horde shot down a space ship. Sounds like my vacation's over.

She-Ra:
[Frosta throws herself into He-Man's arms] Hey! If you could leave Frosta alone for a minute, He-Man, we could use a hand.

She-Ra:
Leave her alone? Why, I...

Shadow Weaver:
She-Ra!

Hordak:
And He-Man!

Frosta:
[turns to Mermista] What? Don't we deserve an announcement?

Hordak:
[to Sweet Bee] You're not going anywhere, Bee-brain. I'm going to enslave your people, and you're not going to stop me.

Frosta:
[laying her head on He-Man's shoulder] Aren't the stars romantic, He-Man?

He-Man:
[talking out of the side of his mouth] Eh, sis... I think I'd better cut my visit short. Go home early. Eh, know what I mean?

She-Ra:
Oh, of course, my brother. I, I understand perfectly: You're chicken! [laughs]

She-Ra:
[Last line as Swiftwind and Starwind's baby unicorn is licking She-Ra's face and laughs] This is all the thanks I need. [laughs]

Imp:
[posing as a blue bird] Greetings, Catra. [transforms into true self] Think your Troopers can handle these rough, tough Bibbets?

Swift Wind:
Come on, She-Ra, my surprise, remember? Lets go.

She-Ra:
Oh, you mean your super secret special surprise?

Swift Wind:
Yes, come on.

She-Ra:
Only if you give me a hint. Just one hint.

Swift Wind:
Well, oh, ok... It's tiny, but it's the biggest thing that ever happened to me.

She-Ra:
[climbs on his back] All right, lets go see this tiny, but biggest, wonderful, super secret special surprise.

Swift Wind:
Go on, Star...

Star Wind:
Oh, all right, She-Ra, we- we're... we're going to have a baby.

She-Ra:
Oh, Swifty, Star! This is the most wonderful surprise I've ever had.

Hordak:
Ugh, you're waisting my time. I can't see why I should care about Swift Wind's baby.

Imp:
[hits the arm of his chair with his fist, causing Imp to fly off] Wow!

Hordak:
Besides, [snorts] I hate babies.

She-Ra:
How do you feel about your baby not being a unicorn, Swifty?

Swift Wind:
She-Ra's, he's our baby.

Star Wind:
So it... doesn't make any difference.

Swift Wind:
That's right. We love him just as much as if he were a unicorn, like us.

She-Ra:
[thoughtful] A unicorn... Hmm... Like you... [holds up her magic sword] All the mighty powers of Grayskul are in this sword. If we call upon it, maybe, just maybe, together, everyone, say the magic words, now:

She-Ra, Swift Wind, Star Wind:
For the honor of Grayskull! [the sword starts to glow, She-Ra points it at the young foal, and it turns into a unicorn]

She-Ra:
I think we can savely say that this fire is out.

Swift Wind:
And you've got enough carpet for the entire Castle Bright Moon.

She-Ra:
Now don't you think ten to one is a bit unfair? How about ten to two?

Scorpia:
[casting a spell from the Book of Spells] Ancients of Mystacor, legends o' greats, at long lasts we'll let the evil escape. [when nothing happens, she repeats the spell with more force] Ancients of Mystacor, legends o' greats, at long lasts we'll let the evil escape! [gets impatient] Raah! Evil, escape!

She-Ra:
Hold on to me with both hands, tightly.

Scorpia:
Both hands and a tail!

She-Ra:
Sword, to lots and lots of rope!

Hordak:
[Mantenna has failed his mission in Devlan and Hordak takes his anger out on a vase blasting it with his arm cannon] You!

Mantenna:
[Scared] Me?

Hordak:
You're responsible for this, Mantenna! [snorts]

Mantenna:
Oh, y-y-y-yes, master, b-b-b-but, bit Grizzlor was there too...

Hordak:
Excuses! [snorts] That's all I ever hear from you! Go make your excuses to the fishies. [Pushes button on his throne sending Mantenna down the trap door]

Hordak:
It's time to push that Muscle Maiden She-Ra out of the way, once and for all! [snorts]

Mantenna:
Hmmmm... don't worry, master, She-Ra will never stop us. You've got Mantenna's guarantee on that.

Hordak:
The last time he gave me a guarantee... [snorts]... I lost fifty Batmeks!

Horde Trooper:
[to She-Ra] Try playing with a rocket, Muscle Maiden!

Horde Trooper:
That's enough, short stuff!

Koo:
I'm not a stuff!

Princess Adora:
I can't transform to She-Ra without my sword, so... I'll have to use ideas instead of muscles.

Horde Trooper:
Emergency! Emergency! Robot Number Two reporting. Send help,Area Six. Emergency!

Hordak:
Ah, no one understands the real me. [snorts] They all think I'm mean and cruel. In reality, I'm a kind, [snorts] generous, wonderful person. Don't you think so, Shadow Weaver? [Shadow Weaver gulps] Don't you think so?

Horde Trooper:
Hey, get away from here! This is an official Horde Vehicle.

Madame Razz:
Oh yeah? Well, it looks like an overgrown swamp-turtle to me.

Bow:
That's one trooper out for repairs.

Madame Razz:
[Adora is about to transform into She-Ra] Meet you back at the party, dear.

She-Ra:
The Fright Zone. Now the fun begins!

Madame Razz:
Oh-oh, deary my, I got a bad feeling about this.

Broom:
Oh brother, my bristles are getting soaked!

Madame Razz:
So is my skirt!

She-Ra:
Nobody pushes me around, Hordak!

Bow:
Wow! A perfect audience for yours truly, storyteller extraordinaire.

Kowl:
[hoots] And there's the perfect lunch. Or don't master storytellers live on what we commoners do?

Bow:
Kowl, we live on the admiration of the crowd. A-and freshly baked rolls.

Hordak:
[snorts] That wonderful Imp has turned up some useful information.

Shadow Weaver:
Wonderful Imp. Ech!

Hordak:
What did you say?

Shadow Weaver:
Oh! I said... yes... he's wonderful.

Shadow Weaver:
Oh, Hordak, you really are the meanest man I know!

Hordak:
Why, thank you, Shadow Weaver. But this is no time for compliments. Let's go find that boy.

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] Oh, powers of darkness, do your best .Keep our enemy from this quest.

Spirit of the Crown of Knowledge:
The Horde will go the way of all who try to enslave others. Back to your Fright Zone! Someday you will meet your defeat. For defeat, is what you truly fear.

Spirit:
Are you sure about this, Adora? They say that Trolls... eat horses.

She-Ra:
There Trolls are sure tricky.

King Ahgo:
When the Horde first came here, we Trolls offered to help fight them. But you humans would not accept our help. You hated us. Feared us. Mistrusted us. So we came here to Spikeheart, Away from the Horde, away from your hate.

Bow:
By my grandfather's beard! This magic is the most powerful I've ever seen!

She-Ra:
We owe you a great debt, Light Hope.

Light Hope:
It was your bravery and hope that won the day. But there is something you may do for me.

She-Ra:
Name it.

Light Hope:
I wish you to treat this castle as your personal haven. Visit it often and speak with me.

Castaspella:
[casting a spell] Pool of vision, with sights to uncover, show me Eternia, and Adora's brother...

Castaspella:
Welcome to Castle Mysticor.

Prince Adam:
Well, thank you. This grand estate is overshadowed only by its lovely mistress.

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] From a time long gone, to a room dark and deep, enclose the Whispering Woods in a mist of endless sleep.

Castaspella:
Shadow Weaver, do you always make ugly things with your magic?

She-Ra:
Might I trouble you for a lift, kind sir?

He-Man:
Why, madam, I'd be delighted,

Hordak:
[about She-Ra] No! It's impossible! Can nothing stop this woman?

Castaspella:
[casting a spell] Eldritch mist of endless sleep, awaken those who slumber deep. Cling no more, and fade away. Never to return. Depart, I say.

Uncle Montork:
Oh, there's big trouble, Orko, the Crimson Council has disappeared.

Orko:
Hoppin' hoobies! That's trouble!

She-Ra:
[referring to the Terror Turtle] This thing's got more arms than Multi-Bot.

Uncle Montork:
When a Trollan magician is in love, he can sometimes work magic through his loved one.

Orko:
Say no more, Unc. How do I start?

Mantenna:
Hmmmmm. Hold it right there, rebel scummmm. You're both under arrest. I am taking you two to the Fright Zone.

He-Man:
That'll be the day, bug-eyes!

Mantenna:
Hm, bug-eyes? Freeze them!

Madame Razz:
Oh... I know what you're thinking, Adora... [conjures up a fake beard out of thin air] and this fake beard is just what Adam needs.

Prince Adam:
[posing as Inspector Darkney] Hm, squeaky doors, not good! Not good, make a note of that.

Hordak:
I don't understand. [snorts] I've tried so hard to be bad.

Hordak:
[proving how unescapable his dungeons are] See, pure Cretarium. [snorts] The strongest metal in the universe. Nothing will destroy it.

Princess Adora:
[picking up her sword] It's good to see you again, old friend. We have a lot to do.

Hordak:
Well, well, look who's here. She-Ra and He-Man. [snorts] How nice.

Horde Trooper:
Oh brother, and I just had my oil changed. Ugh.

She-Ra:
Sword, to discus!

Bow:
Adam, I can't thank you enough for getting us out of the Fright Zone.

Netossa:
Like Adora says: 'You can always count on my brother Adam when things get really tough'.

Prince Adam:
Hey, do you really say that about me?

Prince Adam:
I sure do!

Inspector Darkney:
Hordak, you bumbling bozo!

Bow:
What do you mean "Please don't hurt me", you're a dragon.

Sorrowful:
Oh, but I'm afraid of everything. I'm even afraid of you, isn't that silly, huh?

Bow:
What is that supposed to mean? Do you have any idea who you're dealing with, dragon?

Sorrowful:
Oh, whoever you are, you sure have a pretty dress. Heh.

Castaspella:
Sorrowful, you're going to come with us, to fight the Horde!

Sorrowful:
Eh me? Eh, fight? Eh, and what's a Horde?

Bow:
You'll know soon, and you won't like it.

Sorrowful:
I don't like it already.

Leech:
Those Rebel clowns! I can't wait to meet that ferocious dragon. Imp, for once you did well!

Bow:
[Bow is about to throw a blue stick which he doesn't realize is actually Imp in disguise] Watch this: right over the hill!

Imp:
An- and then I was thrown and I've had a head-headache ever since.

Catra:
Meow, what do you mean you have a headache? You are a headache! Get out of my sight!

Catra:
[purs] Meow, I'm surrounded by empy-headed, know-nothing, worthless fools!

She-Ra:
[She-Ra enters, riding Swift Wind] Couldn't have said it better myself, Cat.

Scorpia:
I'll make you sorry you ever met those Rebel rats!

Storm:
Look out, Arkion!

Arkion:
Thanks, sharp-eyes. Now lets have some fun with those robots!

Catra:
[to She-Ra] This time your luck has run out, Rebel Queen!

Imp:
Look at me, I'm a flea!

Bow:
Heads up, Adora. Sorrowful's tail is coming this way!

Broom:
Oh, my aching bristles!

Bow:
My umbrella-arrow will give us some cover.

Swen:
Well, roll me on the beach and call me Sandy, I'd better go get the Solar Sailer.

Madame Razz:
Oh, deary my, the Fright Zone: dead ahead!

Kowl:
Ooh, ooh, I wish you wouldn't put it that way.

She-Ra:
Hordak, you're a monster.

Hordak:
Thank you, She-Ra.

Queen Angella:
[to King Duplis] We will try to bring your son back, but it will be difficult. We will need a lot of help and a lot of luck. I wish She-Ra were here.

Princess Adora:
I will find her.

Kowl:
Oh dear, if there's going to be a fight, I think I'll fly South for the winter, thank you.

Madame Razz:
[casting a spell] Dizzle, dazzle, dazzle dowd, find your troubles in the cloud!

Bow:
You paid a hundred gold pieces for this?

She-Ra:
We shall call her the Bright Hope, in honor of our journey.

Kowl:
[hoots] Bright Hope? It seems like 'No Hope' would be more appropriate.

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] Oh, sky dark, sky brightening, fill instead with thunder and lightning!

Madame Razz:
Oh deary, me. [casting a spell] Higgle Haggle, Hoggle Hope, rope to whip and whip to rope!

Glimmer:
And for all we know, Hordak may still be on Krytis.

Bow:
It was magnificent. You should have been there, Adora.

Princess Adora:
You tell the story so well, I feel as if I were.

Sprocker:
[Sprag and Sprocker are carrying an ax twice their size] Hmm. This is going to be a long walk.

Sprag:
Any walk's a long one, when you're a Twigget.

Thad:
[yawns] I guess we'd better get back.

Kyle:
All right, last one is a rotten Crannicle! I'll race ya.

Mantenna:
Thank you for the target practice, Rebel.

Bow:
Yes, you really need it!

Mantenna:
You won't be joking when you're in Hordak's dungeon.

She-Ra:
[having just wrapped up two Horde Troopers in a piece of their own tank] Maybe Hordak will send you a can opener?

King Mercia:
I would have words with you, daughter. You know it is forbidden to bring a dry-lander into the Sunken City.

Mermista:
That's right, She-Ra. The pearl is what gives us our power of the oceans.

King Mercia:
We do not want the Horde to find out about it.

She-Ra:
[Hordak is watching She-Ra on a viewscreen] Well, never fear, King Mercia, your secret is safe with me.

Hordak:
But not with me! Robots! Prepare my submarine. I'm going to do a little pearl diving! [snorts and laughs]

She-Ra:
[speaking telepathically to a giant sucker-clam] Thank you so much, my ocean friend.

Hordak:
Here they come. She-Ra and the fish-lady. Well... [snorts]... they're in for a surprise!

Loo-Kee:
If you are ever lost, remember not to be frightened. The best person to talk to, is a policeman. He'll get you home safer and faster then you can say 'Bye now!'

Glimmer:
Look out for that tree!

Bow:
Tell the tree to look out for me.

Prince Zed:
These woods are enchanted. The forest blocks your path, so the Rebels can get away.

Hordak:
Yes, curse them! And curse the magic that protects this vile Whispering Woods! [snorts]

Hordak:
If we cannot take the Rebels from the woods...

Shadow Weaver:
We will take the woods from the Rebels!

Prince Zed:
[flying a Jetmobile] At last, a worthy opponent.

Shadow Weaver:
By the way, Hordak, that prisoner you recaptured, what was he arrested for?

Hordak:
His cart splashed mud on a trooper. [snorts] I gave him twenty years.

Shadow Weaver:
You let him off easy!

Hordak:
I know, I know, but I was feeling merciful that day.

She-Ra:
[throws down her sword in disgust] That's the last time I come out without Swift Wind.

Peekablue:
I wouldn't work for you in a million years, you cruel, evil, heartless tyrant!

Hordak:
Oh, you say the sweetest things, my dear. [snorts]

Bow:
This thing's got a grip like a Crabbasaur.

Glimmer:
Oh Adora, the Grabber's got you too.

Hordak:
That's right, Sparkle-head. Peekablue has been most efficient. I know have all the leaders of the Rebellion as my prisoners.

Bow:
Not quite, bat-ears. You don't have She-Ra!

Orko:
[Adam is piloting a Wind Raider] This is fun! It's a beautiful day for a flight, Adam.

Prince Adam:
Oh, it's always a beautiful day on Eternia, Orko.

Orko:
[casting a spell] Skiddle-dee-doo, skiddle-dee-day, off to the palace, I'm on my way.

Hordak:
Blast! So... Eternia's golden boy is helping the Rebels again, is he?

Collon:
I am ashamed of you people. You said you wanted freedom. But when it gets difficult, you become frightened. Freedom is the most valuable thing we can have. It never comes easy. We have to work for it. We can be grateful for the help of She-Ra and He-Man, but we should never expect it. We can never have freedom unless we can count on ourselves. So let's get to work and get out of this mine.

She-Ra:
To He-Man. I can feel he needs me. I sense... a great danger.

She-Ra:
Please give mother and father my love. I look for the day we'll all be together.

He-Man:
That day will come, She-Ra. Someday all of our worlds will live in peace and there will be no reason to fight, or to fear what tomorrow may bring.

She-Ra:
I pray it will be soon.

Arden:
[casting a little spell] Forces of forest, hill and tree, gather up this wood for me.

She-Ra:
Norwyn, exactly what happened between you and Shadow Weaver?

Norwyn:
It all happened shortly after the Horde first arrived on Etheria. Though we were outgunned, there was hope, as long as the Council of Kings were safe. Only a handful of us knew the secret location of their base. Among them my students, Castaspella and Shadow Weaver. What we did not know was that Shadow Weaver had made a deal with the Horde. They would provide her with a Power Gem that would make her powerful beyond imagining. In exchange, she would betray the Council of Kings. I discovered what was happening, too late. I destroyed the Power Gem, but not before she had taken a third of it's power. It changed her forever and for that reason she has hunted me ever since.

She-Ra:
It's a door made of shadows...

Broom:
Eh, eh, you don't suppose there's anything inside there, do ya?

Madame Razz:
Ah, probably.

Broom:
I had to ask...

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] Creatures of stone, hearts of rock, give my enemies a terrible shock!

Shadow Weaver:
No! No! Can't look! Too bright!

Norwyn:
Of course. I thought you that the light is always more powerful than the dark. You never understood that lesson. But you will, some day. And that will be the end of Shadow Weaver, and the sorceress you could have been. Though I should not, I... I feel sorry for you. Now, farewell.

Hordak:
[on viewscreen] Dragon?

Sorrowful:
Oh, y-y-yes, y-your awfulness?

Hordak:
Goodbye! [pushes a button to open a trapdoor beneath Sorrowful's feet]

She-Ra:
Now, the first thing we have to do is find Sorrowful.

Kowl:
Oh no, the first thing you have to do is look behind you. We've got company...

Sorrowful:
I-I think it's time, we went right up a-and told those Horde people that, that we don't like the way they're treating us.

Grizzlor:
Catra, Catra, the prisoners are loose!

Catra:
What are you babbling about, you worthless piece of nothing?

Sorrowful:
[to Catra] W-well, b-b-being sorry isn't enough. And I want you to know that if I wasn't a gentle dragon, I'd take you over my knee and spank you.

Adora:
[to Mantenna] You know, if you keep crossing your eyes like that, you'll get a terrible headache.

Mantenna:
Great jumping Hogger nuts!

Imp:
Oh, I do love fairs. There are cakes and candy and cakes and candy and ooh... it's Queen Angella. Ooh. What's she doing away from her castle?

Bow:
A daring leap should save the day.

Boy:
[to the Red Knight] You must be the bravest man in the whole world

Bow:
I'll be a Twigget's twinkle if the girl's not right about that.

Adora:
He is indeed. But I've seen you do some pretty brave things yourself.

Bow:
That's true.

Hordak:
[to Imp] The important thing, you nasty little nit, is that you brought me the news that Queen Angella is at the Rebels fair at Castle Blackmore.

Mantenna:
Whaaaa... what's so important about that, Hordak? Uhhh...

Hordak:
I'll tell you, you brainless boob!

Hordak:
The Rebels will soon feel the iron fist of the Horde!

Mantenna:
Hmmmm I can't wait to face the Red Knight again.

Hordak:
Face him? The last time you met, all he faced was your back, as you ran away.

Bow:
Too bad Adora couldn't come along with us.

She-Ra:
It seemed like a better idea for me to come instead. [slyly] Are you saying you'd rather Adora was here instead of me?

Bow:
Eh, eh, oh no, of course not.

Madame Razz:
[playing along] Oh deary my, so you were saying that you prefer She-Ra's company over Adora's?

Bow:
No! I, I mean... that is...

Broom:
I think it's an incredibly rude thing to say!

Kowl:
[hoots] Boy, some people!

Bow:
But, but, I,I, didn't mean...

She-Ra:
All right, Bow, what did you mean?

Madame Razz:
Do you prefer She-Ra's company...

She-Ra:
Or Adora's?

Bow:
I think... I think... [gives up and lets his head hang] Oh! [the others all laugh]

Shadow Weaver:
[casting a spell] Doom cloud, hover over tree and steel the strength of my enemy! [cackles]

Swift Wind:
I think you made Catra mad.

She-Ra:
Getting up in the morning makes Catra mad.

Broom:
Hey, Madame, eh, what about all those Horde Troopers on the ground?

Madame Razz:
Oh, there was a spell, but I'm not sure whether it ended with 'rugs' or 'bugs'? Well, let me find out.

Bow:
The Valley of the Lost is awfully dangerous.

Adora:
I know. That's why I'm going to give the job to She-Ra.

Bow:
[eyes light up] She-Ra? Well, listen Adora, don't you think she'll need some help?

Madame Razz:
Broom and I had better go too. She-Ra may need some magical help. [Broom nods]

Bow:
Now hold it, I thought She-Ra and I would be alone together.

Madame Razz:
Oh, pish and tosh. I'm old enough to take care of myself.

Broom:
You're old enough to take care of several people.

Bow:
Oh, my aching bow-string!

Bow:
Looks like they want a fight.

Kowl:
Ooh, this is no place for a peace-loving chap like me. [flies off]

Stonedar:
We are explorers from the planet of Geolon.

She-Ra:
Explorers?

Stonedar:
Yes. Our sun is about to explode, and our entire planet will be destroyed. We were sent into space to find a new world for our people to live on.

Granita:
And I wish we had never done so.

Stonedar:
You seem kind. But we cannot ally ourselves with you.

Bow:
Why not?

Granita:
You are too violent. Being with you, will only cause more fighting.

Stonedar:
We Rock People want peace more than anything else.

Bow:
My oil-arrow should make those villains 'slip up'.

Madame Razz:
Ah, I remember: bazzle, bazzle, bozzle belve. Evil spell, reverse thyself.

Granita:
You're valley is lovely, King Argo. So grey and stoney.

Bow:
Those Rock People are something. Too bad they hate fighting so much.

She-Ra:
Hmm, don't you love the smell of the sea, Swifty?

Swift Wind:
I prefer the smell of oats.

Adora:
Well, well, wha-what makes you think I was spying? Eh, y-y-you know, I could be lost.

Sea Hawk:
Nah, no, you look too smart to be lost, and too beautiful to be an elf.

Adora:
I'm also too big.

Sea Hawk:
Swen, we're not running a ferry service. Let her find her own way.

Sea Hawk:
[facing a couple of Horde Troopers] Prepare for the junk yard, you two!

Grizzlor:
Catra, help! I think we're being attacked by ghosts.

Sea Hawk:
No ghosts here, only us pirates.

Sea Hawk:
[to Catra] Alright, Whiskers, let's see what you can do. [ignites his laser-cutlass]

Catra:
Meow! You treatorous pirate-dog!

Adora:
Darn that Sea Hawk! But he did come through for me.

She-Ra:
[to Catra] Is all that roaring really necessary?

Sea Hawk:
Broil me in butter and call me a flounder, that was a close one!

Sea Hawk:
Now, what say we wrap up these Horde-squids and send them back to old boney?

[first lines]

Hordak:
Oh, I just the smell of a brand new weapon.

Hordak:
[sing song voice] Up, up and away, in my wicked Doom Balloon!

Hordak:
Isn't Horde science wonderful?

Grizzlor:
It blows your socks off!

Hordak:
At this rate, I should have Whispering Woods totally destroyed faster than you can say "Horrible Hordak headed a herd of hideous Hordesmen". [laughs]

Grizzlor:
H-h-h-horrible Hordak hearded a head, hooded, hooded, hud, hood...

Hordak:
Silence, you twit!

Hordak:
I can't see! I, I can't see!

Grizzlor:
Of course you can't, you bumbling boob! We've been hit with a smoke arrow.

Kowl:
[Adora is climbing Skydancer Mountain and Kowl is flying along] If you should fall, I'lll keep you company. All the way down.

Bow:
It takes more than prison bars to hold me.

Grizzlor:
Well, those bars are made from pure Marelian Skrag, the strongest metal in the galaxy.

Bow:
I'll get out, you'll see!

She-Ra:
[to Hordak] Your backflip was terrific, but your landings need work.

Loo-Kee:
[during moral] Today, let's talk about stick-to-itiveness. Wow, that's a big word! But it simply means doing what Adora did today: sticking to a job until the job is done. When you have a job like your homework, you stick-to-itiveness. Stick to it, until the job is done.

The First Ones:
Welcome, Adora. We are the First Ones. You have come far to seek our help in returning you to She-Ra. You were brave to climb Skydancer. You were wise to use the shield to outrun the spiked ball. You were swift in escaping the cave-in, agile in avoiding the falling rocks of the Forbidden Corner and brave to risk entering the Cavern of Fire. And you did all this for a friend. Are these not the qualities of She-Ra? Try your sword, Adora.

Madame Razz:
[Madame has crashedlanded again] Somebody must have moved that old oak tree.

Adora:
Do robots sneeze?

Bow:
We'll find out!

Hordak:
Fools! Bolt-bags! Stop that sneezing!

Hordak:
Catch them, or you'll spend the next hundred years as a vacuum cleaner!

She-Ra:
This may be the toughest thing I've ever asked you to do, Swifty.

Swift Wind:
I'll give it my very best try. Eh, what is it?

She-Ra:
We've got to go back in time and stop a meteor storm. The only way we can get there, is by circling Etheria, in reverse, at high speed.

Swift Wind:
Let's go for it!

Hordak:
Well, what do you see, Mantenna?

Mantenna:
[looking through a telescope] Hmmm... water! hmmmm lots of water.

Hordak:
Of course there's water, [snorts] floppy-eyes! We're in the Growling Sea. Find something else!

Mantenna:
Ooohoho, nothing could go wrong now!

She-Ra:
Don't count your unicorns before they're captured.

Unicorn King:
How can I believe a human and the unicorn slave of a human?

Swift Wind:
Me? I'm not a slave to anybody.

Unicorn King:
Yet a human rides on your back. Humans will never force me to carry them!

Hordak:
It's very simple... [snorts] Get She-Ra and Swift Wind to chase you.

Mantenna:
[shocked] What?

Hordak:
Just fly over the island and shoot a freeze ray at She-Ra... [snorts]... knowing you, I'm sure you'll miss, but She-Ra will go after you.

Swift Wind:
The Horde hasn't built a machine yet that I can't outfly.

Unicorn King:
I never thought I'd say this to a human, She-Ra, but I'd be honored if you'd accept a ride from me.

She-Ra:
The honor's mine. I think we'll make a great team.

Hordak:
The trap door is letting the water in. I hadn't thought of that! Mantenna... [snorts]... this is your fault!

Princess Adora:
I hate bullies!

She-Ra:
Touch that man, and you'll be the sorriest slime in the Horde, Leech!

She-Ra:
Let's take those stunners out, Swifty: maneuver fiftyfive!

Swift Wind:
Fiftyfive? That's my favorite!

Colonel Blast:
Hopping Hordeworld! It's She-Ra!

Madame Razz:
Razzle Dazzle, Dizzle Deel, make the floor a box o' steel.

Horde Trooper:
Hey, what? [four parts of the floor rise up and close like a box on two Horde troopers]

Bow:
Very good!

Madame Razz:
Oh, well, when my friends are in trouble, I never miss, deary.

Shadow Weaver:
Sacred words that none do know, from nameless book with mystic glow, take her now beyond below, Salisticar, Salistico!

She-Ra:
Don't think it's been fun, because it hasn't. Bye!

Madame Raz:
This is it: the nameless, glowing book.

Kowl:
Eh, you can read this ancient language? Ooh.

Broom:
Eh, Madame is, eh, pretty ancient herself, heh.

Madame Raz:
I heard that.

Kowl:
But lets get out of here, I've used up my courage for the next three years, hoo.

Madame Raz:
Eh, dazzle dizzle, droozle drake, sleeping friends, now please shake!

Bow:
Hey, wha- what's ha-happening?

Broom:
Awake, Madame, not shake!

Madame Raz:
They're awake, aren't they?

Imp:
[chuckles] What evil plan are you cooking up for today, boss?

Hordak:
I haven't decided yet. [snorts] There's so much bad to be done.

Swen:
R-Roll me on the beach and call me Sandy, it's She-Ra!

Swen:
Well, dip me in feathers and fry me for a frither, it worked!

She-Ra:
You'd better have your men abandon ship.

Sea Hawk:
It wouldn't do any good. When she hits, the solar batteries will explode. The sea will be boiling hot!

She-Ra:
Come on, Swifty. You've got to fly like you've never flown before.

Sea Hawk:
[Sea Hawk's steering wheel is stuck] Turn, blast you, turn!

Swen:
Stuff me with seaweed, she's done it!

Sea Hawk:
Stuff us both. What a woman!

Sea Hawk:
Watch yourself, She-Ra, old tin-can there's got some rotten plan!

Sea Hawk:
You can't attack that dreadnaught alone, not for a bunch of paintings and statues.

She-Ra:
But if I don't, then everything we claim to be fighting for becomes meaningless.

Hordak:
Lock the plasma cannon on target. [snorts] When I give the word, drop the force barrier and fire.

Octavia:
A brilliant plan.

Hordak:
Naturally.

Loo-Kee:
Today's story was about art treasures. The works of the great artists both here and on your planet are indeed among our most beautiful and valuable possessions. Take a trip to your local art museum, and you'll see with your own eyes just what I mean. Bye now!"

Kowl:
Hm, flying Twiggets. How unusual.

Bow:
Galloping Grimbies! It's a troll.

Kowl:
Eh, I just recalled it's time to, eh, ch-check the treetops.

Kowl:
Ooh, I've got a hooting bad feeling that we're being watched...

She-Ra:
Keep alert. Danger can come from anywhere in Skullpath.

Bow:
I could use a little danger. So far this trip has been downright boring. [looks up to see a flock of Bone Bats approaching] Oh oh.

Kowl:
Oohoo, you and your big mouth.

Shadow Weaver:
Yes... yes! This must be it.

Scorpia:
Must be what?

Shadow Weaver:
Power, Scorpia. Power of the Spider of Crystal. And soon it will belong to the Horde.

Bow:
The fiend. Who was this Horde scum? We'll take care of him!

Horde Trooper:
She's surrendering, General. She sure is stupid.

General Sunder:
You mean brave, don't you, Trooper? [a beat] But of course, I was forgetting. Robots don't know the meaning of the word.

Hordak:
Drat it, Sundar! Those tax evaders must be punished!

General Sunder:
Hordak, those taxes are unreasonable.

Mantenna:
Yyyyyes, but then, so is Hordak. [laughs] Yyyyyeah. [Hordak pushes a button and a trap door opens under Mantenna]

General Sunder:
I have never known this 'freedom' is it truly so important?

General Sunder:
And Trooper, why is it that you fight for the Horde?

Horde Trooper:
Because I'm a robot. I follow orders. Besides, I like bullying people.

General Sunder:
Wrong answer, Trooper.

Hordak:
Now, now, Imp. Chasing Kowl was just for sport. [growls] There is a better test for our new weapons, there's a village that lies just beyond that hill. [growls] That is what we'll test the tanks on.

Imp:
That is better than running down a scrawny, flying dust-mop.

Kowl:
Hmm! Dust-Mop? That does it!

Madame Razz:
[casting a spell] Mizzle Mazzle, Mizzle, eh... Noo. Power soften ground to groo!

Shadow Weaver:
Nothing can penetrate my Shadow Cell. Not without knowing the spell.

She-Ra:
[outside the Fright Zone] Now, if I recall, from my days as Force Captain Adora, there should be secret entrance not too far from here.

Madame Razz:
[casting a spell] Azzle, Ozzle, Oozle, Aim, power, give us help from chain!

Spinderella:
But meanwhile, there wasn't any dancing going on in the Fright Zone...

Hordak:
See, Imp understands me.

Catra:
[to Grizzlor] Meow. Anything that little creep says Hordak agrees with.

Imp:
I heard that, you little feline failure!

Catra:
Meow, why you little!

Hordak:
Enough! Perhaps a taste of my trap door will teach the three of you a lesson. [laughs]

Madame Razz:
[after another crashlanding] Oh deary my, they must have moved that tree again...

Netossa:
For the last time, you rocking vacuum cleaners, let me out of here, or else!

Spinderella:
What's going on? I thought you were being held by the rebels.

Netossa:
No way, sister.

Spinderella:
That was quite an introduction to the Horde.

Netossa:
Yes, and to our friends in Whispering Woods.

Adora:
Today, we celebrate the first anniversary of your joining us.

Bow:
Congratulations.

Adora:
Long live the Rebellion, and long live free Etheria!

Madame Razz:
To the Green Islands, Broom! [jumps on his back] Oh deary my, you know where thy are, don't ya?

Broom:
Of course! In the North Growlin' Sea. [takes off]

Madame Razz:
No! The South Growlin' Sea!

Broom:
That does it! No more Mr. Nice Broom. From now on, I do the navigating.

Mermista:
Creatures of the sea, hear Mermista's plea. Search the shallows. Probe the deep, find the answer that I seek.

Allegra:
I told her: no matter where I was, part of me will always be with her in forest.

Loo-Kee:
Today I'd like to talk to you about good health. Or to be exact: vegetables.

Bow:
The Forest of Freedom. It kinda takes your breath away.

Adora:
It is beautiful...

Kowl:
Hoo, hoo! Oh, it's nothing but a bunch of bug-invested trees.

Bow:
What's the matter, Kowl, didn't you like my card trick?

Kowl:
Hoo hoo, it wasn't bad, but I'll just keep these cards so I won't have to see it again.

Grizzlor:
How about some speed up there, Bug-Eyes?

Mantenna:
Hmmmm, Bug-Eyes? Listen, Hair-Ball, you know the regulations, no transport goes faster than four Bleems!

Grizzlor:
Is that so? Well, you're only going two Bleems.

Adora:
Bow, wait, this is foolish.

Kowl:
Huh! Hoo! Foolish is that boy's middle name.

Bow:
What happened to Adora?

She-Ra:
She left. But Kowl should still be waiting for us.

Kowl:
Ooh-hoo. If Hordak has a zoo, you can bet it's not because he wants to take care of animals. He just wants to keep them imprisoned. He's put trees in prison if he could. [swallows hard]

Vultak:
Hmm... Trees in prison. Not a bad idea, not bad at all...

Bow:
If anyone hurts my little buddy, they're in trouble with me.

She-Ra:
And with me, too!

Kowla:
The zoo isn't so bad.

Kowl:
Ugh! How can you say that?

Kowla:
Oohoo, they give you a roof over your head and good things to eat, hah, what more could you want? Hoo-hoo?

Kowl:
Hm. Huh, huh, that's funny. This morning I said the same thing. But I was wrong.

Kowla:
What more is there?

Kowl:
Freedom, that's what! To be able to do what you want, when you want.

Kowl:
[summoning several Zootrons to come near] I want to show you something that'll knock your treads of. Watch this.

Loo-Kee:
Today we saw how Kowl didn't really appreciate his freedom until he lost it. So remember, we should concentrate on the good things we have, like sunsets and flowers and our family. And let's take the time to show our appreciation by saying 'thank you'. You'll be glad you did. See you next time! Will you see me?"

She-Ra :
Do you have any feelings? Have you no sympathy for his suffering?

Skeletor:
Absolutely none!

The Wizard of Woeful Mountain:
None whatsoever!

She-Ra:
I can't believe you can just stand there and watch someone suffering someone you have the power to help! One he was powerful now he's alone, abandoned, unloved, Its sad and it's wrong!

Hordak:
Help! (snort) somebody I'm Fading!

She-Ra (is crying)

The Wizard Of Woeful Mountain:
Why... you're-you're crying.

Skeletor:
Your crying for Hordak I don't believe it!

Wizard Of Woeful Mountain:
How can you cry for someone like him?

She-Ra:
I'm not just crying for Hordak. I'm crying for the saddest thing I know...a wasted life. To be given that most precious gift...the gift of living to do with as we choose. I'm crying because this man has chosen to throw it away and when he goes nobody will care.

Wizard Of Woeful Mountain:
Not Nobody She-Ra you-you care. You saved him!

Adora but she thinks she is She-Ra right now:
It looks like We'll be stuck here for a while Hordak.

Hordak:
Adora!

Adora looks at her sword and sees a crack in its gem and realizes what is going on.

Adora:
Oh dear......

Hordak slumps to the ground

Hordak:
Your She-Ra it all makes so much sense now......

Hordak:
I could have hurt you... killed you so many times. I've always wanted to capture you, get back at you....but never what I had intended for She-Ra if I ever had her in my grasp.

Adora looks at him with sympathy

Hordak whisper so Adora couldn't hear:
I almost killed her so many times I almost killed my little girl.

Hordak:
I'm- I'm just so tired....

Hordak puts his head up against the wall

Adora:
Me t-

Adora faints

Hordak:
Adora!

Hordaks crawls over to Adora his eyes widen

Your wounded and bleeding..th-theres so much.

Hordak:
I've done it I've done what I have always wanted to do She-Ra is going to die because of me and there's nothing I can do about it.....

Hi Should I build off of this and make it a fanfic?