Listen, Artie, eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill, or raise your roof or whatever. But what I am screaming is, "Yo! Check out this kazing thazing, bazaby!" I mean, if it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying ain't straight tripping, just say, "Oh, no, you didn't! You know, you're getting on my last nerve." And then, I'll know it's...then I'll, I'll know it's whack!
I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me!
[while being carried by Doris] Everything's always about you, isn't it? It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow.
Well, maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land!
You mean in that *RIGGED* election?
Oh, give me a break. [dreamy voice] "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, [sarcastic voice] let down thy golden extensions."
Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together.
You! You can't lie. So tell me, puppet... Where... is... Shrek?
Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
So you *do* know where he is!
On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...
...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.
[after guards try to kill them, Artie comes up with a plan] Don't you know who he thinks he is? How dare you!
[playing along, acting like a spoiled celebrity] Donkey, we're dealing with amateurs.
He's a star, people! Hello? I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek.
I'm gonna lose it! [before continuing trying to keep his cool]
I assume you have everything ready for tonight? You did get the list for the dressing room?
[playing along] Yeah, the breakfast croissants stuffed with seared sashimi tuna. [aggravated] Oh, and please tell me you at least got the saffron corn with jalapeÃ±o homey butter, 'cause our client cannot get into his properly emotional state without his jalapeÃ±o honey butter!
I just lost it.
[Donkey turns eyes at Shrek even more aggravated]
Perhaps we should talk to Nancy in Human Resources.
Oh, we will have much to say to Nancy, I promise!
Donkey [in Puss' body]:
Alright people, Let's do this thing. Go, Team Dynamite!
But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
As I recall, it was Team Awesome!
I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Alright, Alright, Alright! From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Wolf-Squadron.
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