[Grant Grant is eyeballing a display counter filled with raw meat] Howdy, Mr. Grant.
Oh, hey there, Killer.
What can I do you for?
Gimme a couple of your ribeyes.
How many you need?
Eight. Naw... ten. Uhm, no, no. You know what? Gimme fourteen.
Having a party?
Yeah, something like that. It's a... little surprise for the wife.
[to Bill, over the car radio] Your momma called. She said the toilet's all backed up again, wants you to come over as soon as you're finished there... She said it's what you done in there on Sunday caused the backup.
[Starla looks at Bill empathetically, who hastily glances at her out of the corner of his eye, embarrassed]
[they are discussing what caused Grant's transformation]
It's obvious the bastard's got lyme disease!
Lyme disease. You touch some deer feces, and then you... eat a sandwich without washin' your hands. You got your lyme disease!
And that makes you look like a squid?
[Bill, Margaret and Trevor spot Grant and Starla getting into a car]
That's one match I'll never get.
[zipping Gina Kid's jacket up] Ain't no mystery. Starla was raised in them shanties off St. Luke, dirt poor. All she ever wanted was to be a lady. Ol' Grant Grant, he's always been made of green.
Gold digger, huh?
Oh, hell, Margaret! Starla's mother left her, her daddy's a drunk, she was 17 years old. Ol' Grant pulls up in a big ol' Cadillac, house on the hill, *and* college tuition? What would you do?
[Lifting a handkerchief to Gina Kid's nose] Blow.
Hell, if he had a 'gina, you'd'a married him, too.
What's a "'gina"?
[after an awkward pause] It's a country. You know, where "Ginese" people come from. Learn to eavesdrop better.
Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no f***ing goddamn Mr. Pibb?
[sarcastic] *Jesus Christ*, Jack, let me get right on it!
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