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I see aliens. Little aliens from outer space. They forced their way inside your bodies. They need your talent to win a basketball game against Bugs Bunny.
[whispers] Bugs Bunny?
I also see Michael Jordan being sucked down a golf hole by furry creatures.
That's it. We're outta here.
We're leaving now.
[the incapacitated players set off]
Let's try some acupuncture.
Good idea. [to the fortune teller] Bye.
[Stan has finished digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down, and still no sign of him]
This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!
You'd better hope this Jordan character still knows how to play hoops.
You and me both, brother.
Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!
Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?
So sue me! It's just a suggestion.
[Michael tries to walk on the Looney Tunes' gym floor, but his cleats get stuck, and he falls down]
Anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?
[he and the other Tunes look down at their feet; no one is wearing sneakers]
Someone's gonna have to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear.
To your house? In 3-D Land?
Yeah. Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
Your shorts? From college?
I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
[grossed out] Eww!
Hey! I washed 'em after every game!
[the Looney Tunes laugh sarcastically]
I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-rayed, laser beamed,...
Still can't find anything wrong with us.
Hey, maybe there's nothin' wrong with us.
That's right, Muggs. Maybe it's just in our heads.
We're fine. It's just some psychosomatic deal or somethin' to do with the moon or the alignment of the planet.
[Bugs and Daffy dig their way into the real world]
The view back there stinks!
[they stop digging]
We're right in front of Michael's house!
I knew that.
Shh! Okay. Let's go in this way.
I say let's go in that way.
[they split up as they continue digging]
He just never loins.
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