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[Waldman hands a frightened Samantha a gun and pulls another one out.]
Tell me, old man, how many of those things you got?
Three: one shoulder, one hip, and one right here next to Mr. Wally, where most pat-downs never reveal it, as an agent's often reluctant to feel up another man's groin. Any other questions?
Yeah! What's the weather like on your planet?
[On arriving at the train station, Mitch takes his gun from a file in the trunk and puts it into his pocket]
[Singing] Put the car keys in my left pocket. Gun in the right hand side.
It makes a bulge! People will see it.
You want me to put it into my pants and shoot my damn dick off?
What? So now you're a sharp shooter?
[In a hotel room]
Tell me, do you always curse this much?
What are you, a Mormon?
Yes, I'm a Mormon, that's why I just smoked a pack of Newports and drank three vodka tonics. I mean . . . When I first met you, you were all "Oh phooey, I burnt the darn muffins;" now, you go into a bar and ten minutes later sailors come running out.
[Waldman grabs an oblivious Henessey from behind.]
Stay quiet, and drop the rifle.
[Waldman pushes Henessey up against a barn wall.]
How'd you find us?
There may be many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'll be missed by NASA. I found the address in your coat. Here. Between the address of a topless bar, and the picture of what looks like a man's penis.
That's a duck, not a dick.
[A man directs an unimpressed Charly into an alley with his gun.]
Why don't you just go away and come back at midnight. Shoo!
Hey, honey, this is a real big f***ing gun.
[Mitch appears with his own gun pointed at the man's head.]
This ain't no ham on rye, pal.
What the hell are you doing?
Saving your life. I would have been here sooner, but I was thinkin' up that "ham on rye" line.
[Charly jumps over a fence with a rifle and surprises one of her students.]
Good morning, Raymond.
[nervously] Good morning, Miss Caine.
What have we learned about the dangers of smoking? Give it here.
[She takes a puff.]
Thanks. Tell anyone you saw me, I'll blow your f***ing head off.
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