Trailer Park Boys: The Movie

[from trailer]

Bubbles:
We're going to have to play ourselves boys. I'm going have to be to be Bubbles in the movie.

Julian:
These people are terrible.

Ricky:
What if I want to be Bubbles?

Julian:
You're going to play yourself. Think, okay. You're going to be Ricky.

Bubbles:
Now you're being a dick right now. You do just that.

Lucy:
Ricky, I don't love Sonny.

Ricky:
I don't love him either. I think he's a f***ing dick.

Bubbles:
[after Lucy flashes her implants to the crowd] What a greasy horror show...

Ricky:
F*** this court. F*** Jim Lahey. F*** Randy. F*** those two idiot cops right there. F*** suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*** legal aid. F*** Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*** all the old wood in here. F*** the moon, f*** corn on the cob, f*** squirrels. F*** me, f*** you, f*** everything!

Bubbles:
[to Julian, while he's talking to Ricky on his cell phone] Should you be on the phone with him if he's masturbating?

Ricky:
F*** you, Lahey!

Bubbles:
Boys do you think there's something f***ing wrong with ten thousand people seeing us doing this and taking pictures, maybe?

Bubbles:
Delicate Ricky, delicate... Thats blue dye under pressure! That whore blows and we all look like those blue, bald headed d*cks that beat the drums.

Bubbles:
[terrified & being chased by a police chopper] THERES A HELLACOCKSUCKER BEHIND US!

Ricky:
I knew it. You're attracted to Julian.

Donny:
I'm not attracted to Julian, I'm attracted to his- [stops himself, clears throat] I'm not attracted to Julian.

Ricky:
You just gotta make sure the cops don't get your prescription, cause once they have your prescription, you're f***ed!

Bubbles:
[afer smelling a kitty that spent the night in ricky's car] Ricky! Smell him! He smells like cigarettes!

Ricky:
[Smells kitty] Yeah he does smells like cigarettes a bit I guess.

Bubbles:
Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigareets, they're supposed to smell like kitties!

Ricky:
Suck it Donny!

Donny:
You suck it Ricky, MORE!

Ricky:
What the f*** kind of comeback was that? You said the same thing thing that I said, but you just added 'more' to it.

Donny:
No! More! You suck it more!

Ricky:
You're a f***in' dick!

Minister:
We are gathered here today to witness the holy matrimony of two people, Richard and Lucy, who have decided to write their own vows.

Ricky:
Thank you, your honor.

Bubbles:
Chicken and bangin'. That's nice...

Ricky:
Do you want to take it to F***town Lahey? Cause that's where this is headed: Downtown F***town!

Bubbles:
No Mr. Lahey, PLEASE, we don't want to go to F***town!

Bubbles:
God, this place makes me frisky!

Bubbles:
Jesus Murphy!

Ricky:
Can I please go to jail for a week to play hockey?

Ricky:
[from trailer] What kind of English is that?

Bubbles:
He's speaking Spanish Ricky.

Ricky:
Boy here let's clear something up. Is it galapeno or halapeno?

Hispanic Auditionee:
It's jalape?o.

Ricky:
No, it's galapeno. Next.

Bubbles:
Ricky, I think you might have hurt Corey and Trevor's feelings there!

Ricky:
Bubbles, look at them. They're the stupidest f***-giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad.

Bubbles:
F*** giraffes?