Treasure Buddies

Budderball:
Hey, guys. We must have landed in Egypt. It's raining fillafel sauce.

Rosebud:
We heard your emergency howl. Is everything okay, or was someone trying to give you a bath again?

Budderball:
[looking at explosives] Guys, I think this is cheese. I'm starving!

Rosebud:
That cheese smells funny.

Budderball:
It's stinky cheese.

Budderball:
Somebody stop that kebab-er robber!

B-Dawg:
This is so not happening! I'm practically naked without my bling!

Budderball:
We'll call it even, Steven.

Babi:
My name is Babi, not Steven.

Budderball:
[after realizing he ate explosives] Oh dear... [stomach rumbles]... I'm gonna explode!

Rosebud:
Don't you dare Dutch Oven us!

Cammy:
We can re-digest the food in our stomach and go for days without food or water.

B-Dawg:
Eww! TMI, Cammy!

Cammy:
My tribe has been here. There's camel poop on the ground.

Rosebud:
[sniffs] Eww! That's camel poop alright.

B-Dawg:
We're gonna need a bulldozer to clean that up! A pooper scooper ain't gonna cut it!

B-Dawg:
[a date hits him on the head] What the? What was that?

Buddha:
Relax, B-Dawg. It's probably just the wind.

B-Dawg:
[gets hit on the head with another date] Then that wind has sick paw-eye coordination!

Budderball:
Over the teeth and through the gums, look out stomach, here the bugs come.

B-Dawg:
[after Budderball wakes up from the mirage he saw] Now that's what I call a sand-wich!

Budderball:
[sees a scarab] Bugs. I love bugs.

Rosebud:
That's disgusting.

Budderball:
[eats the scarab] A little slimy when uncooked, but okay.

[a swarm of scarabs enter the room]

B-Dawg:
Uh... dawg? I don't think they appreciate you eating their cousin.

Buddha:
Every fate has a different reason.