Fired Up!2009

[Nick and Shawn go to register. They approach Diora, a beautiful woman whose tight red shirt is open enough to show her breasts]

Diora:
Hi. What squad are you on?

[Nick and Shawn get closer to Diora. Nick looks at her nametag]

Nick Brady:
Diora? I believe that's Italiano for 'beautiful princess'.

Diora:
[unimpressed] No.

Nick Brady:
Well it should be, I'm calling the dictionary people.

Diora:
What squad are you on?

Shawn Colfax:
The Tigers, Gerald R. Ford High.

Nick Brady:
Below-average president, above-average student body.

[Diora writes down their names]

Nick Brady:
So... what are you doing later?

Diora:
[puckers her lips] Not you.

Nick Brady:
[giggles foolishly] What about accents? You like Aussies? You wanna wear my leather hat?

Diora:
[turns to the mascots] Mascots, I'll be checking you in ten minutes at the mascot table.

[Diora turns back to Nick and Shawn]

Diora:
Why are you still here?

Nick Brady:
You like canopy beds?