Happy New Year, Charlie Brown1986

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
It's been a great year, Chuck. You'll have to admit that. What you do think, Chuck, would be good rules for living in the new year?

Charlie Brown:
Keep the ball low, don't leave your crayons in the sun, use dental floss every day, don't spill the shoe polish, always knock before entering, don't let the ants get in the sugar, never volunteer to be a program chairman, always get your first serve in, and feed your dog whenever he's hungry.

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
Will those rules give me a better life, Chuck?

Charlie Brown:
The better life, and a fat dog.