Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

Reynold:
How do I keep from making peer-to-teen choice awards, Gunhaver?

Gunhaver:
If you find yourself in a sticky "teenage situation", just remember these three pro-positive life tools.

[Silent Rip and a Blue Laser minion are shown in a classroom, taking a test]

Blue Laser Minion:
What you get for number four, sir?

Silent Rip:
Uh...

Gunhaver:
[cutting in, pausing the scene] FREEZE! Pro-positive life tool number one: say you have one of any debilitating Gold Rush-era diseases.

Blue Laser Minion:
Come on, man. I thought we were bros!

Silent Rip:
I can't. I have the typhoid. Or the cholera!

Blue Laser Minion:
Never mind. Your answers are gross, bro.

Reynold:
Gold Rush-era diseases, eh?

Gunhaver:
Now you're getting it!