John's Arm: Armageddon2008

Heartbreaker:
I sure wish there were more people out there like you. Money's been tight. The name "Kap'n Kill-Krazy" doesn't move merch the way it used to. I blame the parents, and their baffling aversion to killing.

John:
Plus, that video game sucked a big drippy.

Heartbreaker:
Christ, don't remind me. I told him to slap his name on the Tetris clone, but did he listen? Hell no.

[pause]

Heartbreaker:
Seventeen different juvenile vehicular homicides, the Times said. Don't think even the All-Seeing Eye saw that coming.