Machete Kills2013

Title Card:
[mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...

Trailer Voice Guy:
A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero. [Trejo removes his space helmet] They call him... MACHETE. [echoing] Machete Machete.

Trailer Voice Guy:
He knows the score.

Space Babe:
We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.

Trailer Voice Guy:
He gets the space babes. [deep kiss]

Luz:
The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and sh*t.

Machete:
He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.

Trailer Voice Guy:
And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...

Luz:
Eat photons, b*tches!

Trailer Voice Guy:
...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as [provoctive music] whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask. [in a lower voice] Actor subject to change. [louder] Machete Kills Again... in Space. [lower voice again] Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.