Mass Effect 32012

Garrus Vakarian:
So, Shepard, you can serve this swill but can you drink it?

Commander Shepard - Male:
Someone has to drive you all home.

Lieutenant Samantha Traynor:
Are we sure the Normandy is still there? Has anyone else tried to steal it?

Kasumi Goto:
[Uncloaks behind Traynor] Stealing the Normandy? Now there's an idea! [Cloaks again]

Lieutenant Samantha Traynor:
Wait, what? Who?

Commander Shepard - Male:
Traynor, you still have your toothbrush?

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy:
We can always *hic* get another Normandy. Call up *hic* Cerberus, and ask them to please build us the SR-3.

Samara:
But wouldn't that require you to change your name? Tali'Zorah von Normandy SR-3?

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy:
It's VAS Normandy. *hic* Von means "one who has a weak bladder." Which feels appropriate right about now.

Garrus Vakarian:
We've seen a lot of good times on the old girl.

Dr. Liara T'Soni:
That we have.

Samara:
Indeed.

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy:
Hear, hear.

Lieutenant Samantha Traynor:
Some of you more than others. I'm just honored to have squeaked in.

Commander Shepard - Male:
To the Normandy.