Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic2005

Stars: Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn, Laura Silverman, Bob Odenkirk
Genre: Comedy, Documentary, Music
Rating: NOT RATED
Runtime: 72 minutes

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic is a 2005 comedy written by and starring Sarah Silverman, directed by Liam Lynch and distributed by Roadside Attractions. The movie is a concert film consisting of 72 minutes of clips taken from Silverman's previous … more »

[Continuing the opening scene]

Friend:
What's going on with you? What about that pilot?

Friend:
I got it!

Friend:
Awesome.

Friend:
I know. We're waiting to hear if it gets picked up, but it looks really good. They really like it. It's so much fun.

Sarah Silverman:
Awesome. That's so great.

[In classic passive-aggressive body language, Sarah is shaking her head "no" while her mouth is saying "great."]

Friend:
And Deckie was in it! Because I brought him to the table read and they needed a dog for one scene, and they were like, "He's perfect."

Friend:
He is perfect.

Friend:
[baby-talking to her dog] Yes he is! [addressing her friends again] And then I sold that script to Comedy Central.

Friend:
Oh, the sports thing!

Friend:
The sports show, of all things, I know. I don't even know anything about sports, but, you know. A great concept, I guess.

[Sarah is looking elsewhere, embarrassed]

Friend:
[half polite, half bored] What about, uh, what about you? What's going on? We haven't seen you in a while.

Sarah Silverman:
Umm.

[She exhales heavily]

Sarah Silverman:
So much.

Friend:
Wow, really?

Sarah Silverman:
Yeah, I'm, I'm doing a lot, so.

[Sarah lolls her tongue out, as if in exhaustion]

Friend:
You've been getting out a lot?

[Sarah is clearly making this up on the spot]

Sarah Silverman:
I'm, um, actually, I wrote a show.

[They are astounded]

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