Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six2008

Strong Bad:
[asked via email how to keep a bike from being stolen] Well, first off, how do you know your crappy bike is even worth stealing? How many pegs you got? Mag wheels? White tires? Worthless baseball card in the spokes? If not, then you got nothing to worry about. What self-respecting bicycle thief would steal a, shudder, ten-speed? Or a, shudder, shudder, mounTAIN bike? The only thing those bikes gets... [sic]... you is tired. Any bike with a water bottle holder is a complete waste of bike. But, let's pretend you do have a cool bike. I would first go to my old thieving standby: dress up like a bush.

[Strong Bad is seen disguised as a bush. He picks up a bike belonging to Pom Pom and tries to carry it off]

Strong Bad:
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

[Pom Pom notices]

Strong Bad:
Oh, I mean... Bush. Bush. Leaves. Branch. Um, berries.

[narrating]

Strong Bad:
And don't forget: dressing up as a bush is also a great way to get free pizza!

[Strong Bad walks up to Bubs' Concession Stand in his bush disguise]

Strong Bad:
Can I have some free pizza?

Bubs:
[handing him a box of pizza] Sure thing, bush!