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Jeff:
[in the stolen car] Just go.

Jim:
It's an automatic.

Jeff:
Jim, go!

Jim:
I'm not used to automatic! [Jim starts driving. Jeff laughs] Did we just f***ing car-jack someone?

Jeff:
Yep. Yes, we did.

Jim:
We? i didn't know what the f*** was going on! One minute I'm on a bridge talking about gorillas and libraries, and the next minute I've aided and abetted a criminal!

Jeff:
F*** you! You were there as much as I was!

Jim:
What the f***, Jeff? What are we doing? I mean, the police! What if... she's calling the police, she's probably calling the police right now!

Jeff:
If that old bag's the thing you're worried about, just wait until... you know, we'll leave the car, make an anonymous call and she'll get it back in no time - she'll get it back by today! Oh Christ, it's not the first time you've broken the law. It's not the first time this morning!

Jim:
Jesus, he's thought this through! [Point to Jeff's lap] And what's that?

Jeff:
It's my piece.

Jim:
Your what?

Jeff:
My gun.

Jim:
You carry a gun?

Jeff:
Oh, it's not real! It's a f***ing replica, it's a toy gun!

Jim:
What are you, a rapper? You carry a gun?

Jeff:
It's a replica. It's for psychological reasons. Look, if you're having this pointed in your face, you're not going to stop and think "Oh, is it real?" It worked back there, didn't it?

Jim:
Yeah, but... Jesus. [the seat belt alarm beeps] What's that?

Jeff:
Just go.

Jim:
I've got my seat belt off. [Jim puts his seat belt on] It's important to be safe, even when you're aiding and abetting and committing grand theft auto. But seriously, who brings a toy gun to a robbery?

Jeff:
The robbers in 'Inside Man'.

Jim:
I've never seen that.

Jeff:
'Inside Man'. It's a Spike Lee movie with Denzel Washington.

Jim:
This is ridiculous. [Jim pulls the car over] Look, I'm not going after him. I don't care about 'Inside Man'. I mean, I don't... I'm not going after this guy. This is ridiculous. [Jeff accidentally fires the cap-gun] OH F***! Would you give me some warning before you do that, you f***ing... pederast.