The Big Store1941

Wolf J. Flywheel:
Hey, what's the difficulty here?

Guiseppi:
Look, I no get excited like-a my wife; but, I come in here with twelve-a kids and now there only six. What happened my six kids?

Wolf J. Flywheel:
What are their draft numbers?

Guiseppi:
Look-a there only six-a kids and I know I gotta twelve-a kids!

Wolf J. Flywheel:
Twelve kids, eh? How much you make a week?

Guiseppi:
Eh, eh, twenty-five dollars.

Wolf J. Flywheel:
You can't afford to have twelve kids!

Guiseppi:
No tell me what I can ford! The only thing I know-a is, I gotta twelve-a kids and now there only six!

Wolf J. Flywheel:
My good man, statistics prove it costs five dollars a week to provide for a child. Twelve times five is sixty dollars. You only make twenty-five dollars a week! Its economically impossible for you to have twelve children!