The Dilemma2011

Ronny Valentine:
I'd like to make a toast, to Burt and Sue. Wow, 50 years. I'd like to think that something that got you through those 50 years is a little friend I'd like to call honesty.

Burt:
And love.

Ronny Valentine:
Yes, that, which I think goes along with love.

Cousin Betty:
And similar interests.

Ronny Valentine:
Excuse me, who are you?

Cousin Betty:
I'm Cousin Betty.

Ronny Valentine:
First?

Cousin Betty:
Second.

Ronny Valentine:
You see, that doesn't really qualify. Someone can have sex with their second cousin and the kid would still be fine. You can't hide from the truth because it will come back.