Before Midnight2013

Céline:
If we were meeting for the first time today on a train, would you find me attractive?

Jesse:
Of course.

Céline:
No, but really, right now as I am? Would you start talking to me? Would you ask me to get off the train with you?

[Both laugh]

Jesse:
Well, I mean, you're asking a theoretical question. I mean, what would my life situation be? I mean technically, wouldn't I be cheating on you?

Céline:
Okay. Why can't you just say "yes"?

Jesse:
No, I did. I said, "of course"! That was -

Céline:
No-no-no! I wanted you to say something romantic and you blew it.

Jesse:
Oh, okay. Alright, wait - if I saw you on a train, okay, listen. I would lock eyes with you.

Céline:
Uh-huh.

Jesse:
And then I'd walk right up to you and I'd say, "Hey, baby. You are making me as horny as a billy goat in a briar patch."

[He grabs her ass.]

Céline:
Stop it, that's disgusting! Billy goat. No, the truth is, you failed the test. And the fact is, you would not pick me up on a train. You wouldn't even notice me, a fat-assed middle-aged mom, losing her hair.

Jesse:
Okay. [Laughing] Losing her hair?

Céline:
Yeah, that's me!

Jesse:
You set me up to fail. Honestly, you did.

Céline:
Okay, true. True.

Jesse:
Alright? Alright? But in the real world, baldy, on game day when it mattered, I did talk to you on a train. I did that, it was the best thing I ever did.