Clerks II

Clerks II2006

Stars: Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 97 minutes

Clerks II (2006), directed by Kevin Smith, is the sequel to the 1994 film Clerks. more »



Randal Graves:
Man, you must love this f***ing guy, 'cause he's the biggest p*ssy I ever met, the dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I have to go down to Florida and get married because that what's expected of me." And the f***ing insane part is, he ain't even crazy about the chick he's marrying or Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about and even Anne-f***ing-Frank can see that she's nuts about him - God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into, not to mention that she's carrying your hideous f***ing C.H.U.D. of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd f***ing stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep and live your life the way it makes sense to you, you f***ing ass.

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