Despicable Me 22013

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes

Despicable Me 2 is Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's CGI-animated spy sequel to 2010's Despicable Me. This time, instead of Gru trying to take over the world, he gets recruited by the Anti Villain League to help them trac… more »

[during Agnes' birthday party]

Little Girl:
[raises her hand] How come you're so fat?

[in a bad falsetto] Because, my house is made of candy, and sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!

Little Girl:
How come you have... [Gru cuts her off; coughs]

[in normal voice] Okay, time for cake!

[All children, except Agnes, run to the table]

Thank you, Gru-zinkerbell. You're the best fairy princess ever.

[smiling; in a bad falsetto] You are welcome, little girl.

[runs off, but quickly returns; whispering] I know it's really you, Gru. I'm just pretending for the other kids.

[Gru happily sees her running off, until he is approached by Jillian]

Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life of the Party!

[attempts a smile] Hello, Jillian.

So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but my friend Natalie is recently single, and... [Natalie falls down]

No, no, no. Get off the limb right now. No limb.

Oh, come... she's a riot. She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time, looks aren't that important to her...

No, Jill's, that is not happening. Seriously, I'm fine.

[calling after him] Okay, fine. Forget Natalie. How about my cousin Linda?

[passes by Margo and Edith] No.

Oh, oh! I know someone whose husband just died... [gets sprayed by Gru's garden hose]

[dryly] I'm sorry. I did not see you there. [sprays her again] Or there. [drops the hose and walks away holding the palette, chuckling softly]

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