The Ugly Truth2009

Mike Chadway:
Now, we have to teach you flirting.

Abby Richter:
I know how to flirt.

Mike Chadway:
You know how to flirt. "Oh, my name's Abby and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics." I don't think so.

Abby Richter:
[grabs Mike's ass, imitating his voice] Hey baby, you wearing any underwear?

Mike Chadway:
Hey, you know what? I wouldn't say that, and I wouldn't grab ass.

Abby Richter:
[still imitating him] What's wrong with a little ass grabbing, I mean what's it there for if not for me to grab it? [Mike feigns a groan] You're just a set of orifices, and a pair of tee-ta's.

[she squeezes Mike's ass tightly which makes him jokingly wince in pain]

Mike Chadway:
And you are a deeply, deeply disturbed person.

Abby Richter:
[normal voice] Hmm, maybe I'm just a really good student.

[Runs her hand down his chest and upper body]

Mike Chadway:
Would you stop doing that?

Abby Richter:
Doing what?

[still running her finger up and down his body]

Mike Chadway:
Running your finger down... there... over me.

Abby Richter:
Why, is it turning you on?

Mike Chadway:
[forces a laugh as if to say "yeah right"] Maybe.

Abby Richter:
[seductively] It's weird, I think I kinda like it.

Mike Chadway:
Really?

Abby Richter:
[leaning in, her face almost touching his] Sucker.

Mike Chadway:
[annoyed] I knew it. Okay, no teaching the teacher.