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Imp:
You guys are so funny. Anyway, for the real reason I'm here. I give you- [Unveils sword] -The Slayer Slayer.

Robin:
The what?

Imp:
The Slayer Slayer. This sword was forged over a thousand years ago for a Vampire named Darius to kill the feared Slayer named Gregor the Righteous. Since then this sword has been used by powerful vampire lords to kill Slayers. Of course, it really isn't called the Slayer Slayer but I've forgotten the name. It's something Latin, so f*** it.

Seth:
What's the catch?

Imp:
The what?

Seth:
The catch.

Imp:
None. I am loaning the sword to you free of charge or favor.

Seth:
Bullshit.

Imp:
OK. Fine. I want to watch. You know how I love violence, vengeance and vulgarity so.

Seth:
[Hesitates] Deal.