Vet hard2005

[Bennie talks to Dr. John, who is treating a moaning man]

Bennie:
Hey. Hey, you. My father just told me he's been given up. And you say you can't do anything.

Dr. John:
Not much. I'm afraid Mr. Mast is no longer a candidate for an organ donation.

Bennie:
Come again?

Dr. John:
Mr. Mast has a very poor condition and is already at an old age...

Bennie:
Because he's had a tough life! I'd like to see you at that age! [to the moaning man] When do you ever shut up, man! I'm talking to the doctor!

Dr. John:
You don't understand. There just aren't enough donors.

Bennie:
I can get a few accidentally run-over homeless bums here within an hour.

Dr. John:
[laughs nervously] The donor must be of the same blood type, preferably a relative...

Bennie:
[kicks the moaning man] *I* am a relative.