The Hangover2009

Alan:
I like to say somethin' that I prepared tonight.

Stu:
All right, Alan.

Alan:
[extracts a sheet of paper and presents his speech] Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So, there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! [pulls out a pocket knife]

Stu:
What?!

Doug:
Whattaya got there?

[Alan tries to cut his palm, to the others' shock]

Phil:
What the f***?!

Doug:
What are you doin'?!

[Alan groans in pain]

Stu:
What is that?!

Alan:
Blood brothers.