Chicken Run2000

[very last lines]

Nick:
The egg, obviously. Rollin' along, happy as Larry. Then, crack! Hatches into the first chicken.

Fetcher:
Yeah, but where'd the egg come from, then?

Nick:
What do you mean, "Where'd it come from?"

Fetcher:
Egg comes rollin' along, happy as Larry. It's wonderin'; where'd it come from? Without a chicken, you get no egg to come rollin' along.

Nick:
Well, conversely, without an egg to hatch into the chicken, there will be no chicken to lay the other egg that hatches into the chicken that lays the egg I mentioned in the first place.

Fetcher:
So we got two eggs now?

Nick:
No, we're still talking about the very first egg.

Fetcher:
Yeah, but what happened about the very first chicken?

Nick:
He's in the very first egg! Aren't you listenin'?

Rocky:
Uh, guys. Guys? Tryin' to enjoy paradise over here.

Nick:
Oh, sorry, guv.

Fetcher:
Beg your pardon.

Nick:
Won't happen again.

Rocky:
Thanks.

Nick:
Gitface.

Fetcher:
Pillock.

Nick:
Thinks he's such a big shot 'cause he's got his name on a poster. These show biz folk are all the same.

Fetcher:
Yeah, the rats are the stars, actually.

Nick:
Yeah, of course they are.

Fetcher:
But he does get all the birds.

Nick:
We do all the hard work, he gets all the credit.

Fetcher:
He gets everything.

Nick:
Yes, he does. Everything.

Fetcher:
You said it, mate.

Nick:
I know.