Deadpool 22018

[As the X-Force team prepares to skydive]

Peter:
I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds?

Deadpool:
Gary...

Peter:
My name's Peter.

Deadpool:
I realize that you're new to this, but relax. You've been chosen by a higher power.

Domino:
Did he just call himself God?

Bedlam:
I think he did.

Peter:
I'd like to go home.

Deadpool:
[yelling] And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! I spent ten years in Special Forces! You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze?! YOU'RE IN THIS SH*T NOW, MUSTACHE! [whispering] I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear. [pats Peter on the cheek]