Project X2012

Costa:
[All three are sprawled on the front lawn, high on ecstacy] I love you guys. No seriously. Look I realize I can be like a huge dick sometimes, I'm really sorry for that.

Thomas:
It's okay.

Costa:
No it's not. JB, I'm sorry for buying you a bra on your birthday. That wasn't cool.

J.B.:
Wasn't cool man.

Costa:
And I'm sorry for all the times I called you "fat f***." "Pudgy b*tch." "Fudgy the whale." And I'm sorry for that time at your brother's Bar Mitzvah when I told everyone you look like Rosie O'Donnell because you don't.

J.B.:
I don't.

Thomas:
Hey guys? I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her.

Costa:
Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with J.B., but her tits are smaller.

J.B.:
Hey.

Costa:
I'm just saying. Kirby's sort of like, one of us. Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.