Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy2004

Champ:
What's this?

Wes:
Well, well, well. Ron Burgundy and the Channel Four News team.

Ron:
Hello, Wes Mantooth. Hello, Evening News team.

Wes:
Hey, nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.

[Wes and his news team laugh, and Wes flicks his cigarette at Ron.]

Wes:
Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys!

[They continue laughing.]

Brick:
Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

We:
What are you doing on our station's turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beat down.

Champ:
I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

[Wes's colleagues are forced to restrain an enraged Wes while Brick restrains Champ. Ron puts himself between Champ and Wes]

Wes:
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

Ron:
Hey, leave the mothers out of this. All right?

[Ron adjusts Champ's collar while Brian makes fighting motions at the Evening News team.]

Ron:
It's unnecessary. Besides, I'm sure Wes here is just upset about finishing second in the ratings again.

[Brian winces.]

Brian:
Ooh!

[He laughs.]

Wes:
That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy. You know those rating systems are flawed. They don't take in account houses that have, uh, more than two television sets and other - other things of that nature.

Ron:
I guess I have to take you at your word, number two.

[Ron, Brian, Champ, and Brick laugh at this, and Brian holds up a number two sign on his hand.]

Ron:
You have a great day, fellas. We'll see you around the bend.

[They walk off while Wes hits his news team's van.]

Wes:
Son of a b*tch!

Brian:
Excusez-moi, numéro two.

Wes:
Hey, Burgundy. You know those sample audiences aren't big enough! Stop hiding behind those phony numbers, Burgundy! I'm coming after you! I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you! [to his news team] Can't say - can't say one word? Even the guy who can't think says something! You just stand there? Come on!