Despicable Me2010

Stars: Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Julie Andrews
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG
Runtime: 95 minutes

Despicable Me is a 2010 American computer-animated 3-D feature film from Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment that was released on July 9, 2010 in the United States. The film stars Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Will Arnett, … more »

[Gru is pressured into stopping at the amusement park; they pass by one stall]

Agnes:
[seeing something off-screen] Aah! Oh my gosh! Look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

Edith:
Follow me!

Margo:
[pulling Gru's palm] You gotta let us play for it.

Gru:
No, no, no. No-no-no-no.

Agnes:
C'mon!

Gru:
[in a dull and bored tone] How much for the fluffy unicorn?

Carnival Barker:
Well, it's not for sale. But all you gotta do, to win it, is knock down that little spaceship there. Ha! It's easy! [points to a small plastic spaceship, which has a scary face on it; Gru sighs and hands him a dollar. The girls play, but lose]

Agnes:
Again!

[Gru walks away]

Margo:
Wait!

Edith:
Ah, come on. One more time.

Agnes:
Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes.

[Gru gives in and hands over another dollar. The girls play, and this time, Agnes shoots a ball that hits the ship, but doesn't knock it over. The girls cheer until the sign overhead blinks the words "STOP", then "YOU LOSE!"; Edith grieves in disappointment, and Margo looks confused]

Gru:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What was that? She hit that! I saw that with my own eyes!

Carnival Barker:
Hey buddy, let me explain something to you. You see that little tin spaceship? Ya see how it's not knocked over? Do you know what that means, professor? It means you don't get the unicorn! [Gru frowns] Oooh! Uh-oh, someone's got a frowny face! [to Agnes] Boo, better luck next time!

[Agnes, her lip trembling and her eyes welling up with tears, looks at Gru. Gru's blood begins to boil.]

Gru:
Okay... my turn.

[He gives the Carnival Barker another dollar and the girls step aside. Gru whips out a blaster gun, aims, and fires; the Carnival Barker ducks; there is an explosion, the spaceship turns to ash and the Carnival Barker spins dizzily.]

Gru:
Knocked over!

[The Barker hurriedly gives Agnes the unicorn.]

Agnes:
[ecstatic] It's so fluffy!

Margo:
That...was awesome.

Edith:
You blew up the whole thing!

Agnes:
Let's go destroy another game!

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