Despicable Me2010

Gru:
Okay, girls, time for bed.

Edith:
Ah, come on, we want a story.

Agnes:
[excited] Three Sleepy Kittens!

Gru:
Oh no, sorry, that book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

[Kyle snorts]

Gru:
Tonight, we are going to read a new book. [shows his homemade book to the girls] This one is called, "One Big Unicorn" by... Who wrote it? Oh, me! I wrote it! [opens the book] Oh, look, it's a puppet book. Hey, watch this. [sticks his nose through a small hole] That's the horn.

[the girls laugh along with Gru]

Agnes:
This is gonna be the best book ever.

Gru:
Not to pat myself on the back, but yes, it probably will be. [opens the book] Here we go. "One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Until 3 little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down."

Edith:
[points to the page] Hey, that one looks like me!

Gru:
[pulls back the book] No, what are you talking about? These are kittens. Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. [continues reading] "They made him laugh... [laughs] ...They made him cry." [sighs] "He never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he could never part, from those 3 little kittens that changed his hearts." [beats] The End. [closes the book] Okay, alright, good night.

[Gru starts to leave the girls' bedroom, but comes back and kisses Agnes and then Edith on the forehead; he bends over to kiss Margo, but she jumps up and throws her arms around his neck]

Margo:
I love you.

Gru:
[hugging her back; whispering] I love you too.